*walking up stairs* *feels fingers reach between legs and tickle balls* WHAT THE [b]F[/b]UCK? Oh, sorry man, thought you were someone else *punches him in nose* *he falls down the stairs* *hits a feminist on his way down* *she was holding a knife* *accidentally stabs herself* *other guy lands on head* *le snap* *I kek* *then I realize they both dead* *on the run from police* *in Dunkin Donuts* *uses wifi to type this to tell the flood my story* *police arrive outside* *I get shot down, GodFather style* *I'll miss you flood*