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Would you like me to slap people when they try to do this thing that keeps happening to you?
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Why would I want that?
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Do you like getting whatever this is happening to you over and over again?
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Who would? Isn't it the most terrible thing ever?
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Wasn't I offering to help you, and stop whoever or whatever is doing it before they do it?
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Don't you think your offering to slap them was a little harsh?
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If it is the most terrible thing ever, is there anything too harsh for them?
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Do you really think violence is the way to solve this one?
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What exactly is happening to you, so that I might know how best to help?
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Does helping me really concern you that much?
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Wasn't that last sentence improperly punctuated?
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What is it you mean? Do you not want my help, would you rather me leave you alone to deal with this terrible thing by yourself?