[b][u]Before anyone gets all salty and abuses me in the comments, have a good read.[/b][/u]
So last night a friend and I were going to dive into a level 34 PoE, and as per usual we go LFG to get a third Guardian to help us.
For anonymity's sake we're going to call this guy "SuperScrub". SuperScrub replied saying he was, and I quote; "Highly skilled, all exotics, maxed Gally."
Naturally my friend invites him and we get on our way. The problems start here.
He joins and he's a 33 Warlock. No problem, my friend is 33 and I'm 34, no issues here. Skill is key.
When my friend and I are jumping around, blasting the heck out of Vex and this guy is just standing in a corner of the room, not doing anything. Of course, he dies. We both then get messages from this guy. Weird, right? It gets better. He's typed up some long ass message basically saying "Join my clan PLS IT'S SO GOOD."
My friend is the founder of his clan, and I the admin of mine, so we kindly decline this and keep playing.
Only he doesn't do anything. Every room, he just stands still, dies, pops his Fireborn, and dies again. The epitome of skill.
Through much pain and suffering, my friend and I manage to get to the end, punch Gulrot in his ganky face and get praised by Variks. The dude of course is magically active now, as the sweet prospect of rewards is dangled in front of him. My friend and I sail down to the bottom and wait.
The second he touches down, we both wave, and I kick him.
I don't reward Leeches.
TL;DR : SuperrScrub LFG leech got booted at Treasure Room for leeching.
[spoiler]Edit 1: Front page of Trending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 2: 2nd highest on trending, 100+ replies!
Edit 3: Stop looking through my match history, you pervs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 4: Holy heck this blew up.
Edit 5: Lots of Salty Sallies in this thread, some people can't read it seems :~)
Edit 7: Made some words bold, too many people can't read.
Final Edit: This blew up heaps. I've also never seen so many white knights defending a leech. Maybe you should all carry a bunch seeming as you love them so much! :~)
Final final edit: 257 upvotes, 602 comments, Trending, etc. Thanks a bunch![/spoiler]
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The joke's kind of on you for dragging his useless ass through 5 levels of tedium.
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Hey what did you think about your first trip to the lighthouse?
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Yeah I would've kicked him too.....
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Only would be a dick move if he didn't deserve it. And the little bro totally deserved it
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Wouldn't have been right without the wave
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For the people saying that you should have kicked him earlier, I'm sure that he would have kept using LFG after getting kicked right away until he got a group that brought him to the chest (I'm sure it'd only be inevitable). Granted with the amount of times he'd have probably been kicked, you'd think it'd just be easier to legit complete it... But having him have to complete it all over again, is a great way to waste his time, and he definitely deserves it. I mean even if some irl thing was happening that prevented him from playing, he should have just turned off his game.
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Always kick the useless
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He was going to have to dismantle anything he got anyway.
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Good job :)
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No Ragrets
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I do that for people that are excessively annoying and die a lot. The type of people that die all the time for stupid shit and then go "wtf you guys arent ever helping me" I love the hate mail =)
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A weasel like yourself never actually knows theyre a weasel, that is why they just do what they do. Kind of like a kleptomaniac doesn't know he's a dirty, rotten theif. He just happens to wake up with someone else's stuff all the time.
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Looking at his past history he does that a lot. He has like a 2 kd ratio in pve
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Was this guy's name monsterous by any chance?
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I would kick him right before finishing the boss
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Hashtag: Thug Life
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I wouldve waited till he was a foot away from the chest. Y'know for the added sadness
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I understand your position, but this is why Bungie needs in game systems for this stuff. You and your friend should have noticed his behavior before you got too far in and just left and found someone else. I think what you did should not be allowed (justified or not).
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So you still let him get the gulrot drops?
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Still kinda douchey man. Once you saw he wasn't helping you out you should have booted him then and there. Not waiting until the treasure room. Did he have a mic? Were you guys asking him why he would hide in a corner the whole fight?
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Usually I'm against that move but with a guy like that you made the right move.
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Noice
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You are my hero. @o@
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Nobody opens the chest anyway
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Dick move there pal, but by the sounds of it this guardian actually deserved the kick..
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Good job