[b][u]Before anyone gets all salty and abuses me in the comments, have a good read.[/b][/u]
So last night a friend and I were going to dive into a level 34 PoE, and as per usual we go LFG to get a third Guardian to help us.
For anonymity's sake we're going to call this guy "SuperScrub". SuperScrub replied saying he was, and I quote; "Highly skilled, all exotics, maxed Gally."
Naturally my friend invites him and we get on our way. The problems start here.
He joins and he's a 33 Warlock. No problem, my friend is 33 and I'm 34, no issues here. Skill is key.
When my friend and I are jumping around, blasting the heck out of Vex and this guy is just standing in a corner of the room, not doing anything. Of course, he dies. We both then get messages from this guy. Weird, right? It gets better. He's typed up some long ass message basically saying "Join my clan PLS IT'S SO GOOD."
My friend is the founder of his clan, and I the admin of mine, so we kindly decline this and keep playing.
Only he doesn't do anything. Every room, he just stands still, dies, pops his Fireborn, and dies again. The epitome of skill.
Through much pain and suffering, my friend and I manage to get to the end, punch Gulrot in his ganky face and get praised by Variks. The dude of course is magically active now, as the sweet prospect of rewards is dangled in front of him. My friend and I sail down to the bottom and wait.
The second he touches down, we both wave, and I kick him.
I don't reward Leeches.
TL;DR : SuperrScrub LFG leech got booted at Treasure Room for leeching.
[spoiler]Edit 1: Front page of Trending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 2: 2nd highest on trending, 100+ replies!
Edit 3: Stop looking through my match history, you pervs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 4: Holy heck this blew up.
Edit 5: Lots of Salty Sallies in this thread, some people can't read it seems :~)
Edit 7: Made some words bold, too many people can't read.
Final Edit: This blew up heaps. I've also never seen so many white knights defending a leech. Maybe you should all carry a bunch seeming as you love them so much! :~)
Final final edit: 257 upvotes, 602 comments, Trending, etc. Thanks a bunch![/spoiler]
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10/10 IGN
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"I don't reward leeches" Lol nice
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True shit right there
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NEVER. EVER. invite people who boast about themselves. Seriously, I've made that mistake a lot.
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Was his name monsterous?
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Bit harsh, when I carry people to the lighthouse I don't kick them in the 9-0 match, it's called being selfless
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Edited by Thebostoner: 8/21/2015 2:27:36 AMLol he got what he deserves
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Ive been noticing an increasing number of useless bastards in this game lately. Strike playlists are the worst. People just standing on spawn until the game ends then they depart. And 9 times outta 10 their the ones who get the best rewards if they stick around til the rewards screen. And then you got the people that are actual moving but just wanna speed run the entire strike and not kill any enemies. Just run past them all to the boss and maybe help take the boss down. Thats cool yall kicked the shithead out before he could get anything. I also saw a player in PoE the other day like this but it was in a 28. I left on the first round. Getting tired of this new trend. I started reporting the inactive players which Im sure does no good. I hate reporting players to.
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One of the times I actually agree with booting someone at the treasure room. If you aren't gonna try, you're gonna cry.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Would have replaced him sooner
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Red flag number 1: People who actually have every exotic DO NOT advertise it. They don't actually care that much, seeing as they've dismantled most of them about a dozen times.
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Admit it, if this happened; you only carried them so you could brag about your 3P1C kick.
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People are thinking you're mean, but seriously, he deserved it. There's a difference between offering to help someone rather than inviting someone who says they're "highly experience with every exotic and a gally", then they mooch off you, do no work whatsoever, then reap the rewards. The little leech deserved it
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"Success Guardian! Success...."
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Cruel to kick him at the end, but I probably would have done the same thing. If you leech, prepare to be punished
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The perfect and only reason to do that. Good job Maybe he'll think twice before doing that again
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Don't agree with kicking him in the treasure room, thats just childish and immature IMO. You should have kicked him in one of the earlier rounds. Remember two wrongs don't make a right....just saying. ;)
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Should've kicked him earlier. Why would you handicap yourself anyways. If someone stinks in my fire team and is holding everyone else back, I kick them at the beginning and find a new person. That's like kicking when atheon is at 1/10 health or when Crota just enraged. You're cruel and one day karma will bite you back Have the day you deserve, Maul the Thrall
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People will say you should've done it sooner but I agree with what you did. People like him that try and mooch deserve to get treated like crap. Maybe next time he will think twice before doing nothing and trying to get free loot.
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You guys are proper dicks If he was dead weight, why not cut him as soon as you found out. Instead like idiots you didn't find a better player but decided to troll the noob. Proper dicks
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that is hilarous, two thumbs up for that story
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Bump.
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Lol awesome
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Just kick him from the get go Get someone else