[b][u]Before anyone gets all salty and abuses me in the comments, have a good read.[/b][/u]
So last night a friend and I were going to dive into a level 34 PoE, and as per usual we go LFG to get a third Guardian to help us.
For anonymity's sake we're going to call this guy "SuperScrub". SuperScrub replied saying he was, and I quote; "Highly skilled, all exotics, maxed Gally."
Naturally my friend invites him and we get on our way. The problems start here.
He joins and he's a 33 Warlock. No problem, my friend is 33 and I'm 34, no issues here. Skill is key.
When my friend and I are jumping around, blasting the heck out of Vex and this guy is just standing in a corner of the room, not doing anything. Of course, he dies. We both then get messages from this guy. Weird, right? It gets better. He's typed up some long ass message basically saying "Join my clan PLS IT'S SO GOOD."
My friend is the founder of his clan, and I the admin of mine, so we kindly decline this and keep playing.
Only he doesn't do anything. Every room, he just stands still, dies, pops his Fireborn, and dies again. The epitome of skill.
Through much pain and suffering, my friend and I manage to get to the end, punch Gulrot in his ganky face and get praised by Variks. The dude of course is magically active now, as the sweet prospect of rewards is dangled in front of him. My friend and I sail down to the bottom and wait.
The second he touches down, we both wave, and I kick him.
I don't reward Leeches.
TL;DR : SuperrScrub LFG leech got booted at Treasure Room for leeching.
[spoiler]Edit 1: Front page of Trending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 2: 2nd highest on trending, 100+ replies!
Edit 3: Stop looking through my match history, you pervs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 4: Holy heck this blew up.
Edit 5: Lots of Salty Sallies in this thread, some people can't read it seems :~)
Edit 7: Made some words bold, too many people can't read.
Final Edit: This blew up heaps. I've also never seen so many white knights defending a leech. Maybe you should all carry a bunch seeming as you love them so much! :~)
Final final edit: 257 upvotes, 602 comments, Trending, etc. Thanks a bunch![/spoiler]
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not certain but I think ive played with him before. I joined a group and one of them spent the entire match sitting in corners or getting killed. I sent messages to the leader to kick him since he wasn't doing anything but I guess they were friends. I sent him a message saying im not playing the game for him and left.
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If he didn't do anything why did u wait to boot him? I would of kicked him right away and got another in there. Either way I'm glad u booted him because I can't stand leeches like that. That's why I hate doing vanguard strikes man so many ppl that just sit there.
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Destiny at it's best.
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Hahahahaha, I love it.... It's up to us to take action against the bums who leech on crucible, strikes, etc. I don't mind carrying people, all I ask is they try to be productive.
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I wouldn't put up with that shit but that sounded like fun to kick him(;
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I don't blame you, that'll teach them
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You should've kicked him after round 1. Sure, he was a freeloading leech (if you're telling the truth, that is), but sinking to his level doesn't speak very highly of you.
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Weak.....
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CAPTAIN SAYS - EJECT SHUTTLE POD... GO TO WARP 5... SEE YA...
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Lmao GG
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I want to know what message he sent you after the kick, those salty tears would make this thread even better.
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you're a dick
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I do this all the time, but to everyone /salt
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You did the right thing at the right time. I get this bs all the freakin time in strikes and pvp. Pisses me off something awful
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Monstrous did kill some enemies. Just saying
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no ragrats
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Why r u queer
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Why did you not boot him/her sooner? To me that was a massive delay since you and you friends are op and didn't really need help anyway. What was the point of wasting time and such just to do it at the end. I agree that free loaders need to be kick and do not deserve rewards. I have gone and sat down next to the person who was doing nothing. I give 3 min then I leave.
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Good.
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Did alligator85 quit first and then you picked up Monsterous? I see some holes in your story, do you mind elaborating a bit more?
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"Mow" "Gary, SuperScrub is NOT a freeloader!"
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Straight savage
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The fact that you didn't boot him earlier is commendable. The ending? Very sweet.
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The fact that you didn't boot him earlier is commendable. The ending? Very sweet.
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I agree with what you did. If he wants to be a scrub and waste your time then dish it back out. Waste his time by carrying him to the treasure room and then booting him. Maybe next time he'll think before contributing to the downfall of video games.
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10/10 IGN