[b][u]Before anyone gets all salty and abuses me in the comments, have a good read.[/b][/u]
So last night a friend and I were going to dive into a level 34 PoE, and as per usual we go LFG to get a third Guardian to help us.
For anonymity's sake we're going to call this guy "SuperScrub". SuperScrub replied saying he was, and I quote; "Highly skilled, all exotics, maxed Gally."
Naturally my friend invites him and we get on our way. The problems start here.
He joins and he's a 33 Warlock. No problem, my friend is 33 and I'm 34, no issues here. Skill is key.
When my friend and I are jumping around, blasting the heck out of Vex and this guy is just standing in a corner of the room, not doing anything. Of course, he dies. We both then get messages from this guy. Weird, right? It gets better. He's typed up some long ass message basically saying "Join my clan PLS IT'S SO GOOD."
My friend is the founder of his clan, and I the admin of mine, so we kindly decline this and keep playing.
Only he doesn't do anything. Every room, he just stands still, dies, pops his Fireborn, and dies again. The epitome of skill.
Through much pain and suffering, my friend and I manage to get to the end, punch Gulrot in his ganky face and get praised by Variks. The dude of course is magically active now, as the sweet prospect of rewards is dangled in front of him. My friend and I sail down to the bottom and wait.
The second he touches down, we both wave, and I kick him.
I don't reward Leeches.
TL;DR : SuperrScrub LFG leech got booted at Treasure Room for leeching.
[spoiler]Edit 1: Front page of Trending ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 2: 2nd highest on trending, 100+ replies!
Edit 3: Stop looking through my match history, you pervs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Edit 4: Holy heck this blew up.
Edit 5: Lots of Salty Sallies in this thread, some people can't read it seems :~)
Edit 7: Made some words bold, too many people can't read.
Final Edit: This blew up heaps. I've also never seen so many white knights defending a leech. Maybe you should all carry a bunch seeming as you love them so much! :~)
Final final edit: 257 upvotes, 602 comments, Trending, etc. Thanks a bunch![/spoiler]
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Lol nice
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Good for you
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BOO! Did I scare you?
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In my eyes u should of just kicked him from start if he not trying but then again maybe he was helping since u could not two man it had to keep him the hole time
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Max gally statement right off the rip...usually in my case indicates scrublord. But i agree in how u handed ur situation gj guardian
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I wouldn't have waited that long to kick him. Not because it was petty, but because I have little patience. I'd have kicked that asshat as soon we finished round one. If I actually had patience, I'd have done what you did probably. -blam!- everyone who's saying you're wrong. It would have been nicer to kick him sooner, but -blam!- being nice. He was using you and your friend. -blam!- him. If he's gonna play you, play him back. More power to you, mate. I salute you. It'd be one thing if he lied about his skill, but still put forth the effort, but he just sat there in a corner doing nothing. Him popping self Rez proved that he was available, but CHOSE not to play. You were not wrong.
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Top 3 saltiest places in the world: 3: Frito Lays Warehouse. 2: Ocean. 1: This Thread.
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at least u get to treasure room lately ive been getting to round 5 only for bungies shity ass servers to loose connection and boot me and every one else im playing with for who the hell knows what reason. ...
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Good job. This is one situation in which I would be ok with booting someone at the treasure room.
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this is why i don't play with kids fking immature
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i would of kicked him earlier...like round 1 but what u did was more satisfying i guess
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Love all the people that are acting all high and mighty even though they would probably do the same thing.
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After a good read it shows that [b]2 Wrongs doesn't make a Right [/b]
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Edited by Shadoren: 8/21/2015 6:19:42 AMYou lost me at "much pain and suffering " lol ;-) Gulrot is the easiest PoE going, two man it let him take his rewards learn from it and move on. Kicking is not for me always an element of risk in lfg players.
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Even though I understand why you did it, it is wrong. Yes, he was acting like an idiot and yes he's been leeching off of you and your friend. That doesn't mean that you can 'help' him get to the treasure room and kick him as he touches down. You kinda sink to his level. You should've kicked him after 1 or 2 rounds. I understand why you did it though.
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why did he "message" you? ehat kind of people play semi hard areas without mics? uh. lfg: looking for 3rd for 34 poe, must hv mic. duh. gg bitch.
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you look fabulous today
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I had the same thing happen to me. I kicked him out. No free rewards for garbage
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Thats funny
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Must've been really satisfying. I absolutely hate people who lie their way into a group and then don't contribute a thing, expecting free rewards. Guy got what he deserved.
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You did the right thing. Next time he'll think twice about it. Hopefully you just saved some guardians some headache.
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Good move. He was probably a kid anyway
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Hehehehe... Squish All Leeches... (Humanity Included)
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Ctrl, salt, Dlt
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Thirsty_Pickle [i]Thug Life[/i] 2015 "Booted a guy at treasure room. No regrets."
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I guess you can say... [spoiler]He [i]earned[/i] that kick[/spoiler] No regrets OP, no regrets.