WTF. So today Xur ruined This -blam!-ing Game I was playing. Every Ghorn-needing scrub baby bītch on the forums just came to This Game and invaded the lobby. This Game wasn't Destiny but somehow Xur ruined it, don't believe me? Use the Pythagorean Theorem. Now I'm covered in tears and can't even play right. Why did Xur sell it? He knew that all the little babies would cry and cry. It's probably because Xur has no chill and is a savage àss mother fùcking beast that doesn't care about baby scrubs leaving Destiny. I guess Destiny should be better now without them, I need to give This Game a rest now that the babies invaded it.
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Xur is straight savage. He sells whatever he wants, comes only on the weekend because he's too busy trapping bricks for his loved Strange coins. That -blam!- works for mob bosses The Nine, and broke skolas out of prison. If you one of his main customers he'll brake you off a special deal. I coughed up more strange coins but he smuggled me a Vex Mythoclast, and a Crux of Crota. Shout out to Xûr, he one of the most realest niğğas I know.