WTF. So today Xur ruined This -blam!-ing Game I was playing. Every Ghorn-needing scrub baby bītch on the forums just came to This Game and invaded the lobby. This Game wasn't Destiny but somehow Xur ruined it, don't believe me? Use the Pythagorean Theorem. Now I'm covered in tears and can't even play right. Why did Xur sell it? He knew that all the little babies would cry and cry. It's probably because Xur has no chill and is a savage àss mother fùcking beast that doesn't care about baby scrubs leaving Destiny. I guess Destiny should be better now without them, I need to give This Game a rest now that the babies invaded it.
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This isn't satirical, this is lampooning at best.