I live out in the country as some of you may know, so it's not uncommon for the average critter to walk into my yard.
But just this morning a horse appeared out of nowhere, now it seems rather angsty so i need some help calming it down, i don't know much a about horses guys... Wouldn't mind some advice on getting it to mellow out
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Speak Spanish. They love Spanish. Hit her with, "Tu leunga en mi culo." Watch the panties or drop! Or yours...