I sexually Identify as an AC-130. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a C-130 Hercules is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install propellers, 40 mm cannons, AGM-176 Griffin missiles, and GBU-39 Small Diameter Bombs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Spectre" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a planephobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE
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Enemy ac-130 above.
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Edited by Ray Ray: 8/7/2015 11:55:14 PMI sexually identify as a 25$ Starbucks Christmas edition gift card.
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>would bang
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FCUK YOU YOU FCUKING FCUK A-10 MASTER RACE YOU SCUMBAG AC-130 FCUK!
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Can I rub oil on your wings?
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Okay, cool.
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Judging by that picture you are giving the earth a facial?
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons, and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me apache and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Skeet skeet skeet
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No. It's Attack Helicopters. You just copy and pasted the original and replaced key words. /fail
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I'd expect this from #destiny.
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Is it wrong if this turns me on a little?
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These aren't even funny anymore.
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These aren't even funny anymore.
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Attack helicopters are better.
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All about ghost pirates
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Edited by Vicex: 8/7/2015 12:16:46 AMOh look, this post again.... Jeez, I sure haven't seen this 100 times in the past 2 years or anything. If you can't be original- don't post. It's really that simple.