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Edited by Allsour: 8/2/2015 11:28:10 AM
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Grill advice

So there's this grill who's been into me since 7th grade and I didn't know but I kinda liked her, too. But she was a year younger than me. (I'm a sophomore, she's a freshman.) And my friend talked to her blah blah blah she's still into me. Why I need advice is: 1. Never had GF. Always been rejected. 2. I'm a Christian. She isn't. 3. I moved to a different city like three days ago. We're three hours apart. 4. I could just be desperate. Should I get with her? [spoiler]Propane or Charcoal?[/spoiler]

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  • Step 1: Stop being Christian. Step 2: Kill your parents. Step 3: Fool the world into believing that your parents are alive with a series of strings to move around their limbs. Step 4: Take a weekend trip to their beach house and invite all the "babes" to party. Step 5: Lose your verginity to one of the whores at the party. Step 6: Crash on a futon at a friend's house (payed if you don't have any) near her house. Step 7: Make your move.

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