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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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22 RepliesMe: "Hunny, if you keep messing with me I'm going to stab your butthole with a fork" Girlfriend: "Are you almost done playing? I'm getting tired" Me: "No, but don't worry, if you fall asleep I'll have sex with you anyway" Fireteam: "Bro, there's laws against that you know" Me: "I'm so tired of that stupid bitch today(Omnigul)" Girlfriend: "Who the -blam!- are you talking to like that about me?" Me: "Not you hunny" Girlfriend: "Whatever. God you're such an asshole" Fireteam: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Son: "Hey dad?" Me: "Yes, son?" Son: "Can I ask you something?" Me: "Of course" Son: "How come hair is growing on my balls?" Me: "Already? You're 7..." Fireteam: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Son: "Can I shave it?" Fireteam: "Smart kid." I get tired of talking to myself for minutes at a time before realizing the mic is muted so I stopped muting it. This shit happens all. the. time.
