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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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1 Reply(since I'm in a choir and I was going to perform with the symphony in a couple days) Me: [b][i]*SINGS ANGRILY IN LATIN*[/i][/b]
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Never thought this would actually happen but this UK younger kid joined us for VoG and when we got to Atheon he left the party but he could still be heard through game chat. A VERY LOUD argument ensued with his mother and the rest of us were just trying so hard to focus on downing Atheon while the shitstorm hit
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Well, it wasn't through a mic, but one time I swore very loudly over five times after getting the Gally as a drop in crucible.....only to realise that my now-pissed mother had been doing laundry right behind me... I now have a love-hate relationship with that gun. As well as a sore butt...
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1 ReplyMe singing along to Steve Winwood's "Valerie" while waiting for everyone to join my VoG Raid group in orbit.
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3 Replies"Hey babe, wanna gargle my marbles?" Says my fiancé while in a lfg group for vog.....
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3 RepliesI stayed in the tower while banging my girlfriend once. Can't remember if I left the mic on.... Hopefully I did so someone else could enjoy it too.
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In the entire time i've played destiny i have only heard mic static once. Every other time ppl been in fireteam or party chat.
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Edited by Cal Carver: 8/30/2015 6:07:21 AMFew ib's ago started playing with a team. I was playing with another guy in the same room as me (2 tvs/systems ). There's four of us on the team with two randoms. Girl on my team constantly chattering, complaining about capping, complaining about the randoms taking the heavy too fast. I shut mic off talking to my buddy about how annoying she is but we are winning every match so we just suck it up. Well one of the heavy drops she takes it b4 I can get to it. I say to my buddy "wtf this f ing bitch took the f ing ammo blah blah blah". Then I hear the girl "ok ok I'm sorry chill out dude you don't have to call me names". I shut mic off and me and my buddy were pissing ourselves. Everytime after that she always asked if it was OK to take the ammo which made us laugh about it more. That's the day I learned to check the button b4 I speak
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5 RepliesI was masturbating and they heard it
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Singing Bad Blood when my clan mates raided without me.
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8 RepliesI was singing to my pigs....
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Forgot to mute my mic while getting a bj ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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5 RepliesMew invited a kid to play and he must of thought he muted his mik and then all you here is , Alex do you think Aime will kiss me at school tomorrow, I'm so excited and just squeaks of laughter and when we told him we could here he was like Aime is your mum and just left😂
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1 ReplyEdited by Centermost: 8/29/2015 2:20:10 PMNo! Don't put that in my mouth!
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I accidently said this [spoiler]deez nuts[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesCrota hard all lvl34's: Everyone wanted to cheese the lamps and send a hunter. I replied "we can run it np with 6 34's" Group: "it'll take to long" I muted my mic and repeatedly verbally assaulted the entire group for lack of intestinal fortitude. I ran the lamps as a titan by myself. The bridge they wanted to self res, I unmuted respectfully disagreed and received no response, muted and continued the assault. Death singer, unmuted asked which way everyone is going no answer, muted and began the barrage of belittling. From the title of this post you can imagine what was going on, I bought a new headset and the mute switch was opposite from my previous one so when I was trying to be a helpful raider they heard nothing and when I was being a complete bastard they heard it all. They never kicked me because I was the only one left, I killed the deathsinger and finished the adz, while berating the group of course, then a dude finally calls me out for being a complete piece of SH!T when the loot drops,and that's when I got the ghally and the boot.
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3 RepliesMost of the time I play Destiny with no mic or my mic muted. So one day, I was doing the weekly strike and using matchmaking so I said to myself "Eh, probably no one will have a mic" My mom was sitting in her office down the hall, and was currently on a business call. Of course, that one day at that one time, someone did have a mic. He turned on his mic, and as soon as we landed, he starts absolutely screaming "LET'S GO KILL -BLAM!- MOTHER-BLAM!-ERS!" Needless to say, my mom heard and I was banned from Xbox for 2 days.
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1 ReplyI was in VoG easy mode with random when this guy started yelling at his mom calling her a b%^ch and a C^Nt that he will go up from his basement after he was done the raid I love my mom and couldn't help to tell the guy off saying go fuking eat and stop cruising at ur mom he replied with I'm a 35 year old man I tell my mom anything I want and he kicked me out the party
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My friend (that I met online) started teasing his sister that he was going to sell her. We started laughing. While his mic picked up her saying "NOOO, YOU CAN'T". Then he said Amazer (My gt:TheAmazer977) is going to buy you. Me "W-Wait what?" Then we heard her say "No! That freak!" Hopefully I never have to meet her :P
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1 ReplyWas watching my brother play madden once and the guy he was playing against paused the game. We sat waiting and all of a sudden we hear him starting to pee. He's grunting and groaning and telling himself how good it feels out loud. After some more time we hear him open his refrigerator and start eating on something (we didn't hear him wash his hands) then he opens a bottle and starts drinking from it. He walks back and then starts the game back up. We were laughing so hard that my brother, who was winning up to that point, lost the game.
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I started singing tiptoe through the tulips and everyone heard... *BATMANJWJ has left your fireteam*
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2 RepliesEdited by Ty'rone Shoe'lace: 8/29/2015 1:47:55 PMLeft it on my accident when we took our 15 minutes raid break in wow. The whole raid listened to me and my girlfriend have sex. I got back and they were all clapping and cheering "get some" I was so embarrassed.
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3 RepliesEdited by Camper252: 8/22/2015 1:49:25 AMI was playing counterstrike with this lesbian girl I used to know and... Well... She left her mic on and not muted for about 20 minutes or so... It was a good night.
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Man, I'm on hard. Ooops! .... I was talking about the difficulty setting tho. .
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A literal 8 year old joined the FIRETEAm and screamed "SHUT UP AND DANCE OOOOOOOOOOOO SHUT UP AND DANCE! Do you know that song? It's my fav." His mom screams "JIMMY WHO ARE TALKING TOO"
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I was singing a song from Starstruck...
