I was doing Crota normal with my friend and a bunch of his friends. When we finished deathsinger some people took a break and I guess a break for someone meant masterbate... So everyone (including me) that was left in the party heard him watching porn XD he ended up getting ghorn

Me taking a piss

A couple of my friends and I picked up an extra guy to do VoG (back when it was the only raid). So we start out and things are going fine. We then hear a girl in the background of this guy's mic and the shuffling of his mic (most likely him taking it off). We then hear a hand held vacuum turn on and the girl say in a delightful tone you know how much it turns me on when I hear a vacuum. My friends completely lost it, we couldn't stop laughing because this kept going on for like 5 minutes. Just a vacuum noise and her talking about her fetish. When the guy finally came back and asked us what was so funny and we told him he didn't talk for the next 15 minutes and only spoke to talk about the raid. Another time about 4 months ago we were doing something similar, we had picked up a guy off of lfg and we were running lfg. We finished confluxes and here him say "I'll be right back guys". So we wiped and waited for him to come back, but as we are respawning we hear him use his bong. We just assumed it was probably was some other background noise. However this guy doesn't come back for around 15 minutes we just keep hearing him taking hits and talking to himself about how great it is. The next part is what really got us. We hear a very faint zipper noise and some rustling. Then this guy just starts going at it by himself. By this time everyone is either so grossed out or laughing so hard that no one could even try to do the raid without him. We then hear him finish making one of the weirdest noises I have ever heard. He then says oh shit that's going to be a pain to clean up. I guess he finally caught on that we could hear him after no one was moving in game and dying of laughter through the mic. He put the mic on and ask if we heard anything, he then proceeds to say shit and leave the party and game. I have a couple other times, but these were probably the best. And yes these both happened I can't make this stuff up.

Oh yeah...... Suck that d***

Best one from my friend's mom over his mic: 'You're 16 years old and all you've had to eat today is 3 suckers?!' I had to turn off [i]my[/i] mic because I was laughing so hard.

Was playing with a squeaker. He was annoying but I was hwlping him do his first crotas end. He asked some stupid questions amd I pressed the mute button to have a laugh with my lady about this kid but it turns out I didnt actually mute it. I felt so bad, the kid was 10 (and definitely not mature enough for the game) and im pretty sure he learned some new words and things that wont entirely make sense to him for a few years

One of my dogs and my cat started fighting. I started yelling and thought I muted my mic as I got up to separate them. Instead the whole fire team heard the three of us go crazy. When I finally put my mic back on all I heard was "Is everyone still alive?"

Had loud sex with my wife... could've sworn the mic was off...

Was playing FIFA once and my mic was on silent could hear this guy I was playing trying to convince his girl that if he won she would suck him off. Needless to say I scored about 10 homegoals that game and sent him a msg afterwards "good luck"

My son link rolled outta his bed and wandered out with his little pillow and *bwankie, my raid team then heard the grizzled, older, slightly abrasive moo, turn into the most soft, caring, gentle dad theyd ever heard. All i heard was things like, hes got kids! He sounds so nice!!! Who the -blam!- took moos mic. Things like that lol.

(since I'm in a choir and I was going to perform with the symphony in a couple days) Me: [b][i]*SINGS ANGRILY IN LATIN*[/i][/b]