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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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1 Reply"My name is Jeff" which I had somebody called Jeff in the party, he left mid Vog :(
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6 RepliesSomebody f*cks up sword bearer. (Awkward Silence) After like 2 minutes somebody says something.. Fire team Member- "Man, this is just as awkward as when dad hit mom at the dinner table."
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3 RepliesI was running Crotas End on hard with my Titan I thought I had my Mic muted and we were at the deathsinger. So we 've been at this for like 2 hours the whole team dies and me and my buddy who is a warlock are the last guardians standing. I'm a fan of the movie 300 so I'm in the deathsinger room I'm out of rockets getting swarmed and I hit my fist of Havoc screaming "THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!" While my teammate hits the deathsinger with gally at the same time killing the deathsinger. Everyone in the fire team breaks out laughing and for the rest of the night anytime someone popped a super they would scream THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!
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1 ReplyWas doing prison of elders and me and another guy died, so our last man standing was a warlock wearing the ram and he mains a hunter so he ran in circles jumping around yelling "I have the soul of a hunter but the body of a sheep baaaaaah baaaaah!!!"
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My boyfriend was playing late night trials with our clan. I fell asleep on his lap and he shifted around a bit and my hair somehow ended up getting caught between god knows where, and mind you I am a HUGE baby when I'm woken up from a good nap. So as soon as I felt the pain, instant crybaby-mode activated. He goes from his manly "HELL YEA! TRIPLE DOWN!" right over to baby talking me, "Oh my gosh, babe, I'm sooo sorry, are you okay? Do you want anything??" and I can hear from his headset, "Dude who are you talking to? Did you guys just have a kid and not tell us???"
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Was stoned as -blam!- one time and was munching away to some potato chips and notice my friend can also hear me basically eating my headset.
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My friend got a phone call of her mum she told me be back soon. But left the mic on and during the call she mentioned that she has been to the doctors and she has thrush down stairs. She come back after 10 minutes and starred to talk normally till I mentioned thrush is a like a rusty nail ... she still hasn't spoke to since lool
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Long story short had party open not on mic friend joins and hears more than he wanted... I'm sure you wanna know what he heard. All he hears is wrong hole and no its not just relax. lmao she was pissed
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7 RepliesI was watching howtobasic videos with my mic on once..... No1 said anything but they must of been scared :)
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24 RepliesEdited by BlueJacket1975: 8/8/2015 2:37:35 PMOn a raid with 3 buddies and a couple randoms, including a guy who would hit what he thought was the mute button on his Pulse headset to hide him just ripping off one of the loudest, longest, most window-rattling butt rockets EVER...but he was actually hitting the mode button. He then would immediately start talking afterward. The first time we all thought he just wanted attention so we ignored him ...but by the third time we realized the hurried talking was his version of a successful coverup; dude ACTUALLY thought he was getting over!!! We start messaging each other JUST ROLLING and THEN anxiously waiting to see if he'll do it again...and he DID. Before me or my buddies could say anything, the other random just YELLS, "Holy BLEEP, would you just go to the toilet and release the BLEEPING Kraken already!!!" We all just started HOWLING! "Player has left your fire team" We laugh even harder and all die...instant wipe, but nobody cares. Took us 4 more attempts to calm down enough to finish the raid. To this day if ANYBODY quotes him or even says something like "I think we've got a Clash of Titans situation here", we just lose it.
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2 RepliesSo I am kinda new to Xbox one... I'm in this party with three others and three of us just went flawless. Apparently I replaced their friend they knew in real life and he was begging them to do it with them and they were pretty borderline. So I go into the party option and mute their friend thinking he won't be able the hear me (this is how it is on the 360). So I tell them they should quit and then appear offline so that we can all three play trials and their friend won't get butthurt. They bust up laughing because he just heard everything I said. Then I quit the party in shame.
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I took a piss, they told me I wasn't muted after I flushed, think I said ffs whilst pissing too
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1 ReplyI forgot to mute my mic when my wife and I were having the sex. The comments after killed me.
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11 RepliesTurned down sex with my wife. Thought my mic was muted and dropped my headset down around my neck. Argued for a good 5 minutes about whether I should turn the Xbox off to get laid. Came back to the team losing their minds, calling me an idiot while simultaneously thanking me for not bailing in the middle of the Templar fight.
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I was eating cornflakes and groaned saying : "I -blam!-ing love cornflakes."
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4 Replies>VoG Hard >Titan Level 30 >Other chars #Forever29 >Friend is Talking about new gf >she shows up in the background >he leaves the fire team >"brb guyz 5min" >Enter crucible with 4 other buddies >*shlop shlop sluuuuurrrrp* >other friend questions the noises >"is someone getting a BJ?" >hear first friend shout "oh -blam!- ya" >still called Mr BJ to this day
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When you try to talk to friends about how bad the people you playing with are but you forget to mute and then nobody talks to you lol
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2 RepliesSome guy started singing Barbie girl in the tower and he was like 5
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Before I started playing my bf would play and spend many a late night playing when I worked at 6 am the next day. Well I got so mad that I yelled, "if you don't shut the -blam!-ing game off I'll shut the power off to the room." then I hear a roar of laughter as he didn't shut the Mic off and his raid group heard me. I did end up doing that and regretted it almost immediately because I thought I broke his system because it didn't want to start. But he stopped playing so late lol.
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4 RepliesMy friend called golden gun the golden penis... We died after that.
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Probably bustin out a quickie with my girl in between gb matches on gears of war. They heard it all.
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11 RepliesUhhh. I gotta go... I overtrusted that fart. (sound of running to the bathroom while cursing).
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3 RepliesI was playing Trials with my usual team and one of my friends suddenly cries out in pain so me and the other guy ask what happened and he said "I reached down to scratch but I accidentally squeezed" and we were laughing for a good 15 min straight
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I fell asleep with my mic on once. The next morning I wake up to seeing a text from my friends telling me to stfu. They thought I was dying!
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I was playing with a guy called mage you blink and he thought he had us muted. We over heard him tell someone to make sure they buy Duracell batteries for his Dildo's because they keep going and going.
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Was playing some trials with a friend when he was the last Guardian alive he said "im equipping Breasts of alpha lupi" and then i just said "did you just say Breasts of alpha lupi?" then he said "crest i said crest!" and then we had a hour long argument about it
