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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Friend went and took a piss once with his mic on. Not sure if he didn't care or forgot to mute, either way it was pretty damn funny.
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A noob I was playing with Noob: how do you capture a zone Me: shut up
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I thought my Mic was muted and I called my dog the c word while 2 ten year olds and their dad were listening
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Edited by BERSEKAEL: 9/12/2015 4:44:01 AMAs right now i feel embarased of my own ghost. :*((((((
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Welp this just happened about 30 minutes ago but I was playing & my teammate with absolutely no health tries to fight 4 guys. When they died I called them a "f**cking stupid b***h" and then realized my mic was unmuted.
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So I was doing crota (running sword on normal because for gods sake no one knew how) and so I'm waiting on this one guy I've known for a while and then all the sudden I think his controller turns off, so his Kinect starts working as a microphone. For the next 10~ minutes, who I believe was his wife was yelling about someone in the family having a skid mark (oh god why) on their white khakis after some event (wedding I believe) the entire party is just dying and when he gets back no one says they heard him. Best. Thing. Ever.
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7 RepliesI wish people would remember to mute their mic when they're eating
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I have done this so many times I can't even remember which one is the best.
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3 RepliesI was playing with my son and a couple of his friends and I could faintly hear his friend's mom say, "Jacob, did you remember to wipe your ass, because you left the toilet clogged with nothing in it except your crap!" And he said thinking he muted his mic, "No mom I forgot... Again!" I couldn't really tell if he was joking. My son told me he has bad hygiene and his yelling voice means he's serious.
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This mornin was lvling up my warlock an ended up on a team with a 13yo and a 7yo; We run into some elder vandals with swords an cloaks. The "gangsta" 13yo was like: "YOOOO holy blam! Its a buncha bladedancers watch out man the blade dancers gonna get us!" --guardian down--> the gangsta The 7yo "they're not blade dancers idiot they're vandals" Gangsta "dude your seven! They're blade dancers STFU, you dont even know what blade dancers are! Now revive me!" 7yo "what ever" We then kill everything in the room with out reviving him. Idk whats sadder: Bein outsmarted by a 7yo or bein out skilled by a 7yo at gameplay.
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I was running a raid with some ransoms and all this guy was talking about was taking a crap, so all of he sudden his mom comes in and started yelling at him for saying bad words and he started telling her that he was trying to get people to come over and have you know with him, she started screaming at him so loud we could here it like it was real life "WELL THEN WHY DONT YOU STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND GO DO IT THEN!" then he said "WHY DONT YOU GET ME A NEW LAPTOP SO I COULD PRACTICE!" And she slammed the door. He came on and we heard a click (don't know what he clicked) and said hey guys you ready to go? We were all dying laughing and he started running the lamps by himself, he said he was 10.
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I ordered food for my whole family during trials lol
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Anything I say in crucible after leaving a friend's party. In my defense if your in an objective based game.... play the objective
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Felt bad. Play nightfall against nexus mind and was playing with some random bk's that wouldn't talk back and forgot that mine was one. Well get to the boss and these bk's get them selves killed right away. I mean one died before the minotaurs were dead. So pretty much soloed the end and won my first gjallarhorn, started laughing and got excited and said "haha -blam!- you bk's. This is what I get for doing this shit solo, -blam!- you guys, -blam!- rng, i did it!!" Then out of nowhere I hear in a squeaker voice all silent "I already have one" and then leaves the party. Totally worth
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My girlfriend walked into the room and proudly said " I'm showered, now come fellaesh me (cunnalingus, she's not really aware of what certain words mean). The 6 other people in my chat party started laughing.
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2 RepliesBump for later? Thanks in advance!
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Someone having sex during the first Crota raid runs. No lie he came back and acted like we didn't hear him.
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2 RepliesWell... I was doing poe, and it was on the cabal boss with the changing shields. So I equipped WoC, found verdict, and some solar rocket launcher. So I had all the damage types. Then out of freaking nowhere this come out of my mouth: "Boss guy, time to get the elemental rainbow". Almost instantly everyone busts out laughing, next thing I hear is "Gotta ride that elemental rainbow"
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5 RepliesEdited by Mikeachusetts: 9/11/2015 4:57:02 AMRegretfully I've heard a guy beat his kids after raging from getting hit by blink shotgun. I then removed him from my friends list and blocked him. No joke.
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1 ReplyMy wife and mother in law (her mom) come in my game room and sit on the couch talking about music and what music her mom likes to have sex to, so I tell them I'm playing with other people, we were doing a crota run and they keep talking about sex, music, and positions it got pretty in depth once again I say I'm playing online they continue talking so finally I say YOU KNOW OTHER PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU then my mother in law looks at me and says why didn't you say something sooner. At death singer we get wrecked and one of my friends says we got BLAMED as hard as your mother in law does, everyone loses it and I tell her mom later that night and she hasn't came in my game room since.
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1 ReplyThis is you op - Edit: wow look at how popular I am on a forum! Edit edit edit: my left hand... I mean my "fiance" thinks you guys are hilarious desu desu huehue *fedora tipping intensifies Edit edit edit edit: I told you I had friends daddy! See all the comments my forum on a game that is in beta got? Please don't be ashamed any more daddy!
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2 RepliesMy brother asked me "who you playing with?" I thought I muted my mic and replied "a bunch of camel di[u]ck[/u] sucking whores who love a nice 9 inch with lube". All I hear is a giant wave of laughter from my party....I done fuc[u]k[/u]ed up..
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Singing. Lol
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1 ReplyComment so I can read later
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Some lfg kid forgot to mute his mic then he walks away and his dad is sitting there on the phone reading all his credit card info. If we were shitty people we could've ruined them...
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I hate my -blam!-ing fire team
