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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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Edited by FalconNCE: 10/5/2015 2:20:27 PMI yelled you like big purple balls to my dog because he had a toy that was a purple ball XD
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We always call out any voice-cracks, all in good fun but it always causes a good laugh.
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I was playing with a friend and his brother, his brother said he had to take a break for a few min. Me and Carl started to argue about destiny being a mmo. A few minutes later we hear a noise and think it's Tom's wife making fun of me and ben arguing. Hear it again then again and quickly leave the party...told him next time he can take more then just a few min and to mute his kinect
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Called skolas a cvntstabber.
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I've heard people shitting, snoring, and -blam!-ing
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We had a guy fall asleep on mic last night, straight up snoring into his headset we were in stitches xD
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I was doing VoG with some LFG people, and there's was this kid we'd run with. We made it to Atheon and then his dad yelled "get off your damn video games and do your homework!" There was a lot of "just five more minutes I swear I'ma bout to beat the boss dad I just nee-" "A player has departed" The whole fireteam just kinda laughed. I also tried to play trials with another kid. Same thing happened mid round 7. We were flawless. That didn't work.
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Okay so everyone should just try this when you get cold callers ring you up about PPI or Road traffic accidents, I'm 17, never been in a crash or anything, and I get these bullsh** calls saying ive been in a car crash, I got one of these calls while at crota on HM, nearly ready to do the final sword and kill him I answer the phone and begin to annoy the annoyance, explaining absolutely every detail of what I was doing to this random call center guy, it was great. The best part was he got so annoyed he hung up... but he needed a yes/no answer from me.. and he called back, and sounded so fed up with me. it was glorious.
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1 ReplyThis guy I was playing vault of glass with was about to go on a trip to germany for work for 2 weeks. It was his last day before he had to leave and we were playing almost half that day. It was getting really late when suddenly his dad walks in and yells at him: "you're about to leave within a couple of hours. Shouldnt you be banging your girlfriends brains out right now?" We all bursted out laughing so hard because everybody was thinking the same thing the whole time but nobody said something about it....Yeah...them good times...:-P
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OMG this fart tastes good!!!
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Bump this post pls
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Intense yodeling
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1 ReplyI might occasionally use a MLG soundboard [spoiler]360noscope420itwasatriple[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesOne of my friend's gf said she'd be right back. She forgot to mute mic. Then we heard moaning.... :-\
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Made the fatal mistake of having my gf over during kings fall raid my poor fire team listened for ten minutes before yelling to mute my mic.
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Before I got Destiny, I played it at my friends place. He forgot to mute his mic in Crucible, so everyone could hear me asking nooby crap about the game.
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Thought I muted the mic and my girlfriend was bitching me out.
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"Dammit I'll clean it up in a minute babe, these idiots need some help killing Crota." Said this when I was used for my Gjallarhorn. No regrets ;)
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So me and 4 of my friends brought over our Xbox Ones for a social fire team raid. We needed a random so we got a light level 31.7 for Crota Normal When we got to Crota, my friend Davis said something unsettling Oh My God Me: What's wrong Davis: somebody did it I knew what he was going to say, so I played along Me: What wrong though? Davis: Somebody farted We opened the windows and opened and closed the doors like fans. Meanwhile the random was all like WTF?
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45 RepliesMy wife was trying to get me to quit playing and go to the store with her. I told her I'm in the middle of a raid and I I'll be a dick if I left. So to -blam!- with me she pulls my junk out and starts to go to town on it. I lose my concentration and my team start to tell me to get my head in the game. I tell my wife what my team said and she yells, "his head is busy -blam!-ing my mouth right now, sorry". Complete silence, we all die and I got the boot. Wife stops and says, "looks like you're done. Let's go". Win for the wife.
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Some dude was ordering Viagra over the phone on loudspeaker during the raid today and left his mic on. Like, I didn't even know you could do that.
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6 Replies*My girlfriend is playing and wearing the headset* I say, "Okay my turn, hand it over". Without muting the mic she replies, "noooo I'm in the middle of a POE". *we fight over the controller and headset* She screams, "If you don't piss off I'm never blowing you again". Everyone in the party starts laughing. She throws the controller and rips off the headset and covers her mouth with one hand and points at the party chat with the other.... she's still embarrassed everytime she plays with those certain people hahaha!!
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4 RepliesEdited by TunaCanM4n: 9/3/2015 11:37:39 PMMy wife in the background.. while eating peanuts.. " i love sucking these salty nuts" the fire team went nuts lol
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I was on the phone with my girlfriend and she was feeling a bit freaky while I was raiding so she kept talking dirty to me.i was switching back and forth from muting my mic and muting the phone whenever I had to tell my team something and well on of the times I forgot to mute the mic and everyone listened in...
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Edited by Bag: 10/5/2015 7:21:57 AMFriend says 'brb.' A few minutes later I hear rustling, followed by a slapping noise. I hear a female voice through his Mic. I know he's home alone, so I automatically know what's going on at this point. I hear a grunt, and then silence. As he picks up the mic, he says 'alright guys, im back. I just went to grab a bite to eat.' I simply replied with "I hope you at least washed your hands."
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Not destiny but when playing CoD "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CHAIR?!? ARE YOU EATING CEREAL IN [b]MY[/b] CHAIR! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU."
