Bet you thought you'd never see me again.
Any advice, future self?
Edit: [spoiler]Ahh I leave for a few days and I'm swamped with past mes! This is pretty great.[/spoiler]
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Have sex with everyone from the teens group... you look like a guy that most of them are attracted to and they're all young horny and stupid! Then maybe when you get married, the honeymoon night won't be as confusing you scarred noodle!!!