It's time for a story of epic lust for power, and one fatal addiction. Kinda. [spoiler]WARNING: Talking Battlefield Hardline[/spoiler] So it all started when I unlocked the Double Barreled Shotgun. It was the perfect gun for me. Extreme damage, good range, slow reload. So I join a server and start my mass killing spree (14 kills), and soon get shut down by [spoiler]another DB shotgun ;-;[/spoiler] To have my own gun, USED AGAINST ME? I always shot both barrels at the same time and this guy shot one at a time (Which is what non YOLO strat sissys do :P) and he would always miss the first shot, and have no penalty. I was not having this. I would take his patches. I must. I equip my trusty ACB-90 and set out. My kind friend sets up in a nearby hill with his sniper and keeps a look out on the house I was about to raid. I run in, knife in hand ready for a stabby brawl. I go up to the first level and one of his minions confronts me. I sprint at him with lethal speed and swipe his eyes. He shoots, but I tuck and roll out of the way. I swipe again and he falls to the ground, dead. I continue up and I see two more minions, totally oblivious to what had just happened. I grab the first minion from behind and stab him straight in his kidneys. He goes down. The second minion turns but it's too slow, as he is crouched, and I stab my knife straight into his skull, instantly killing him. I run up to the top floor where my nemesis sits. He is crouching in front of a window and he doesn't know what has just happened to his minions. He has out his shotgun which I am so fond of. I walk up to him and grab his shoulder. I pull him straight back and throw him onto the floor. I dive on top of him and see the fear in his eyes. He knows he has -blam!-ed up. I raise my knife and slam it down into his chest. "Take it bitch!" I say as I twist the blade into his heart. I rip off his patches. I have won. I jump out of the building through the window and run off into the distance. My friend watches me slowly disappear into the distant sun. He nods in approval of what I've done. [b]The End.[/b]