Bungie's CEO calls Deej and Cozmo into his office. When they both arrive he says to them, "Gentleman I'm sorry but we're going to have to let one of you go. This isn't a matter of performance it's just that we have to start making cuts. There's only room for one of you"
Deej and Cozmo look at eachother with a worried look, "which one of us has to go?" Deej asks. The Ceo stands up and walks over to a wall of antique pieces he's collected over the years and grabs a knife off the wall.
He then throws it on the ground between the two community managers.
As the CEO walks out of the room he turns and says to them, "Make it fast".
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DeeJ because warlocks > hunters