YOU ARE SO SALTY THAT THE SALT IN ALL THE WORLD ALL SALT SHALL RAIN ON YOUR HOUSE AND YOU SHALL BECOME THE SALTIEST OF ALL TIME THE SALT IN YOUR UNDER WEAR WILL MAKE IT SO NO ONE WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU THE SALT IN YOUR EYES WILL BLIND YOU AND TURN YOU INTO AN OLD MAN THE SALT IN YOUR BODY WILL TURN YOU INTO A FAT MAN THE SALT IN BUTTHOLE WILL MAKE YOU CRY EVERY NIGHT THE SALT INSIDE YOUR MOUTH WILL MAKE YOU FEAR THE SIGHT OF SALT BUT YOU CANNOT SEE ANYTHING YOU SAY WELL ALL YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEE IS SALT BECAUSE ITS IN YOUR DAMN EYES YOUR FAMILY TREE WILL BE JUST AS SALTY AS YOU YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE BORN SALTY THEY WILL ALWAYS TRY TO DEFEND THEMSELF AND THEY WILL GET CALLED SALTY YOU SEE WAIT I FORGOT YOU CANT SEE YOU SALTY SON OF A SALTY FLOWER YOUR A SALTY VEGETABLE MR FRUIT DESPISES YOU NOW GO EAT YOU DINNER SSSSSAAAAAALLLLLLTTTTTT!!!!!
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This made me laugh so hard
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That's a lotta salt!
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You look cute today
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No wonder your screen name is Lovable Wookie, you're just so lovable!
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Thank you beautiful
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*blushes*