Oh god, well...regardless of you pathetic personal attributes, clearly you are not only a closet masochist just vying for community attention, you're also an obvious anti-pseudo-nice guy with homoerotic tendencies that reflect your S&M whims, which merge into reality as your coworkers keenly observe with your 'extended pinky finger' coffee sipping habits.
You sir need to be excommunicated from air, so that your not polluting the environment when you're facing north and speaking out the southern (wink wink) end of your smiley face.
[spoiler]Basically, if Sarah Palin drop kicked you in the nads heel first, and then tried to lull you into a false sense of superiority with success, while you asked what size her vaginal lip was as you thought of basketball, I wouldn't be surprised at all! [/spoiler]
[spoiler]Should I add that I'm not serious or would you say go F" yourself...? Well then, F" you MOFO...[/spoiler]
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Lol, that is the most random line of text I've ever had the pleasure of perusing. +1 for creativity.
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Winner...yes! What do I get...what do I get!? Come on man, you said I could get something, so now I feel entitled to be the recipient of some sh!t. [spoiler]Thanks mate, just a quick response with time burning here. You're a good bloke of course...I ass-ume he he.[/spoiler]
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Well, you didn't really win as you didn't invoke a negative comment from me. But I can give you a virtual pat on the back instead, if that would make you feel better?
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Edited by bLooM_pHaZe: 7/16/2015 2:55:10 AM"Pat on the back", I'm erm, not sure of your intentions there!? I'm not ah...into the whole reach-around-thang ergo: [spoiler]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fecephiliac[/spoiler] No judgement though, do not be too hasty there. By the way, your prose is pretty rudimentary there.
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Fair enough, I retract my virtual pat and replace it with a simple smile, instead. :) And also, for my own benefit, please explain my rudimentary prose. So I can better myself. ;)
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I'm getting there... Give me a few more lines, and I think I could crack the shell. But, I can't...being a nasty bugger is not in my nature, so I'll have to take the gloves off, so to speak and just say: Bump! [spoiler]dont bump me though...ok, I ah...I'm not ah, I'm not into that.[/spoiler]
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Bump! Just because you specifically asked me not to, and I'm a nasty bugger. ;)
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Being nasty is a negative reaction and nastiness is a negative state so...**sips coffee**, I think I see some cracks man. Your cracking...!
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*sits back with hands behind head* *waits*
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**sips more coffee and just...stares...**
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I know I'm sexy, but please stop undressing me with your eyes. You'll make the other patrons uncomfortable. ;)
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...."blinks a few times"....**stares...**
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*starts wiggling hips*
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Edited by bLooM_pHaZe: 7/16/2015 2:44:31 AMErm...I don't mean 'literal sh!t', cause I'm not into that...if that's your thang, no probs and no judgement. [spoiler]F"ing lied about the judgement mate...bloody sicko-fahg [insert double entendre here........](lol)[/spoiler]