Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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I gift you a sodium chloride hat. Or a gypsum hat, or any hat from a halide family.
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You live on a prison island.
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When you're actively not trying to get mad then it's impossible. This post is ridiculously pointless.
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I win.
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Dead orbit scrub #new monarchy FTW [spoiler]JK lvl 13 still no shaded in DO ;.;[/spoiler]
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Give me your account password, I'll make you salty. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Go Rabbitohs
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Gingers don't have souls therefore you do not have a soul you worthless price of shit get off our damn planet you alien.
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I have a full set of vanilla gear
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Edited by Havanadog7: 7/16/2015 1:04:25 AMI hate posts like this [spoiler]lol. Actually I love these[/spoiler]
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Well I won't make you salty but I'll give you a thought. You ever wonder who created the universe? For what purpose? Was it for thier entertainment or and experiment? And if that someone is real, then who created them?
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Murica...... *drops mic*
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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick can get laid ;) hahahaha
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If you're that good at troll deflection, I applaud you.
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[quote]#noloveforXûr[/quote] This man has no love for Xûr. You do not appreciate those things so generous to you. Explain to me, why?
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you'll never have my Mythic emblem.
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The hair on your chest looks like taco meat..... Not joking
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Australia is the Queens punk prison. Also, yut's are shit cars.
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Someone Australian brought up something about a drop bear so I searched and found this article. Still curious if it's a real animal lmao. Is it?
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Lol social experiment..for what, your highschool psych class..
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What's it like in australia? I was watching TV the other day and they said it gets mice and locust plagues and you had a big ass sandstorm.
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your mom should have swallowed you nerd
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Wait you're Australian?
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I hope you step on a lego
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Op is a fgt