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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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1 ReplyYou're probably an attractive ginger. So I got nothing. Hahaha [spoiler]No jk I got one I just made up.. Nothing against red heads, I have a father who has red hair, AHEM you're Balls are so red that when a girl goes down on you the reflection of red hair from your pubes makes her look like Ronald McDonald, - probably so lame. Lol I don't make fun of people [/spoiler]
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6 RepliesYou damn New Zealander, go to you're hobbit house, geeze:-)
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5 RepliesLighthouse: no ginger allowed on property
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6 RepliesEdited by FlyingFreak26: 7/16/2015 2:53:15 AMThe digitally remastered version of Star Wars that released on Blu-ray is, and always will be the best film saga to ever grace humanity. The new trilogy completely eclipses the lackluster filming and kindergarten set pieces of the 1980's films, and adding Hayden Christensen to the end of Return Of The Jedi as Luke's father was brilliant and added crucial fluidity to the better - than the original new trilogy. Also, Greedo shot first.
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6 RepliesNot sure if you noticed, but ur pro pic is terrible. You have the tastes of a freaking donkey. Who has a spartan helmet plastered for everyone to see. Soulless Ginger, you wish you were good enough to be a spartan.
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2 RepliesYe know what m8. It's dinner time and I'm passing the salt.
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1 ReplyAre you a convict? How did your ancestors come to live in Australia?
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*poor's salt on you* I win!
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9 RepliesYour mom is a whore
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6 RepliesYou look Emo today.
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7 RepliesSalty because you cant roast me
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1 ReplyHope you make it to the lighthouse one day. Gingers fo have souls and Australia is amazi.... yea sorry couldn't get that last one out screw slightly less inbred England and your ginger ass will never make it to the lighthouse. Ever
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3 RepliesJesus you still haven't made it to the lighthouse?! You should sell your soul to get to the lighthouse actually never mind I always forget that Gingers have no souls and you're Australian so I assume your parents were convicts so they probably sold their souls if they had any.
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1 ReplyHow's it feel to know that ttk is $70+ where as it's only 40 in America?
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14 RepliesOh god, well...regardless of you pathetic personal attributes, clearly you are not only a closet masochist just vying for community attention, you're also an obvious anti-pseudo-nice guy with homoerotic tendencies that reflect your S&M whims, which merge into reality as your coworkers keenly observe with your 'extended pinky finger' coffee sipping habits. You sir need to be excommunicated from air, so that your not polluting the environment when you're facing north and speaking out the southern (wink wink) end of your smiley face. [spoiler]Basically, if Sarah Palin drop kicked you in the nads heel first, and then tried to lull you into a false sense of superiority with success, while you asked what size her vaginal lip was as you thought of basketball, I wouldn't be surprised at all! [/spoiler] [spoiler]Should I add that I'm not serious or would you say go F" yourself...? Well then, F" you MOFO...[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesYour mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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1 ReplyEdited by A_rodEmpyre: 7/16/2015 2:29:10 AMAre you a good guy,If not.Die you sodium dyacitate
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1 ReplyHi :)
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1 ReplyI banged ur gf.
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1 ReplyI'm sure you're a nice guy irl and I hope you enjoy the rest of your day
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3 RepliesEdited by CTESPN: 7/15/2015 1:29:40 PMI'm gonna end your whole career [spoiler]Bing Bang Boom Bop[/spoiler] [spoiler]Bada Ba boom[/spoiler] [spoiler]Pow[/spoiler]
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1 Reply#warlockmasterrace
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2 RepliesI got this. [b][u]WARNING: IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART, DO NOT CLICK ON THE SPOILER BELOW.[/u][/b] [spoiler]...Um...Hi...Uhh...SODIUM IODIDE, ATTACK[/spoiler]
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1 Reply*[i]pours salt on your head.[/i]*
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1 ReplyI hope you have a great day!
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3 RepliesI gift you a sodium chloride hat. Or a gypsum hat, or any hat from a halide family.
