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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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1 ReplyDid you hear about the ginger convention? [spoiler] Not a soul showed up [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThe dinosaurs all died because you touch yourself at night....
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1 ReplyGally getting a nerf
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3 RepliesXur isnt selling a weapon today
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6 RepliesWas going to mention the first test but after seeing what the second test is going like I don't think I'll bother!!! Lol
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1 ReplyYou are going to delete all charachers in a few minutes
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2 RepliesOP is an faget
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2 RepliesYour mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries I fart in your general direction
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1 ReplyYour the load your mother should have swollowed
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1 ReplyTechnically we cannot make you salty. Your body is already made of .4 percent sodium chloride aka common table salt. So there for you are already salty without us.
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2 RepliesIcebreaker is getting nerfed and hard light will be the new go to weapon
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3 RepliesHow does it feel to be an incompetent, souless, wankstain?
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1 ReplySalt. Mwahahah.... I have bested you... Roar. Tired
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3 RepliesHere in 'merica we don't have girly pink lakes...we have manly blue lakes
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1 ReplyMaybe the light house can shine some light on that "soul" of yours. I'm sorry I didn't mean it :(
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6 RepliesGuess who's back, back again Drune's back, tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back... I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to See Marshall no more they want Drune I'm chopped liver Well if you want Drune, then this is what I'll give ya A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey" You waited this long to stop debating Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney But your husband's heart problem is complicating So the FCC won't let me be Yo let me be me so let me see They tried to shut me down on MTV But it feels so empty without me So come on dip, bum on your lips jump back, jiggle her hip and wiggle a bit And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, "_uck you Ninjas!" Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis They start feeling like prison is helpless, Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "_itch" A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, Pollutin' the air waves a rebel So let me just revel and bask, In the fact that I got everyone kissing my a-- And it's a disaster such a catastrophe For you to see so damn much of my a-- you ask for me? Well I'm back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter Into the front of your skin like a splinter The center of attention back for the winter I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling Infesting in your kids ears and nesting Testing "Attention Please" Feel the tension soon as soon someone mentions me Here's my 10 cents, my 2 cents is free A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me A tisk-it a task-it, I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this & that sh_t Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your a-- kicked Worse than them little Limp Bizkit a ards, And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie, You 36 year old bald headed scared ____ me You don't know me, you're too old Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno Now lets go, just give me the signal I will be there with a whole list full of new insults I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol But sometimes man it just seems, Everybody only wants to discuss me So this must mean I'm disgusting, But its just me I'm just obscene Though I'm not the first king of controversy I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, To do Black Music so selflessly And use it to get myself worthy (Hey) There's a concept that works 20 million other white rappers emerge But no matter how many fish in the sea It'll be so empty without me Now this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me I said this looks like a job for me So everybody just follow me Cuz we need a little controversy, Cuz it feels so empty without me
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13 RepliesYour cool :)
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1 Reply*Throws Salt on OP* I believe we're done here gentlemen.
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2 Repliesso hows steve irwin oh wait hes dead
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1 ReplyI liked a ginger once... Then i realized.... Gingers fookin suck lel.. Australians are pu$$ys Banned saints row because of the purple "bat"
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1 ReplyYou haven't been to the lighthouse because gingers rage at everything. They -blam!-ing suck [spoiler]i don't mean it just trying to make salty[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesYou sir, are as useful as a white engram.
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2 RepliesHi. Did I win?
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3 RepliesDon't sweat I've never played trails
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3 RepliesYou have ugly shoes!
