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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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3 RepliesTough love buddy. Im not gonna burn you because you should probably go do something to benefit your real life grind. These forums are for help in a fps.
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1 ReplyFirst day of second test tomorrow. I know that has you. :)
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1 ReplyYou're too beautiful to be insulted
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1 Reply*Muted*
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5 RepliesYou won't react because everything people say, you're just going to act like you don't care. So this can't really work out
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9 RepliesEdited by intentional: 7/15/2015 10:40:54 AMSteve Irwin wasn't all that Edit: [spoiler]i can't do this, I actually loved Steve Irwin... Crikey...[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI thought it was supposed to be sunny in Australia. Real gingers go blonde in lots of sun exposure unless your rocking the monitor tan lol #fakeginger
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4 Replieslols g8 b8 m8 but honestly, posting b8 just to get attention is pretty sad. is it that hard to get people to talk to you? [spoiler]and yes I lose because I fell for the trap[/spoiler]
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3 Repliesyou have to sell that ginger ass to buy ttk with that price
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8 RepliesLol you dont have a soul,
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2 RepliesYour mother smells of elderberries.
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7 RepliesEdited by Darth Nyquil: 7/15/2015 9:53:03 AMYou taste of pickles and despair.
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1 ReplyI don't want to upset anyone have a great day on destiny
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9 RepliesI ate your last leftover piece of pizza. It was so oooo cheesy and delicious...
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12 RepliesYou're a scrub and your parents should disown you because you're a no lighthouse seeing fgt.[spoiler] I felt bad writing this [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Mr Ricebean: 7/15/2015 10:02:32 AMWhat the hell is the point of this thread? You feed us three random posts about you that YOU CHOSE and expect us to repeat them to you like a parrot in the vain hope that you somehow make yourself salty? Seeing as how you picked these facts you probably don't care too much about them and you don't even have to admit if we succeed. The only reason why you'd make this thread is because you're either an attention depraved show-off with too much spare time and nothing actually worth showing off, or you have self-esteem issues and somehow think that you can cure your lack of confidence by taking your own custom made insults. [spoiler]Are you expecting me to say I'm joking? Well what I said made perfect sense so I don't see why I should be joking. But I am.[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI hope your mother gets cancer you fat phuck
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3 Repliesyoure one of those people who we all wished had a mother whose medical plan HAD included abortion. Hey you asked for it......
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1 Reply( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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24 RepliesYou're a Tony Abbot loving galah.
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3 RepliesGuy thinks he's the shiitts because he has two dead orbit shaders, doesnt make him special every fecking noob in the destiny universe wants those crappy shaders, not rare everyone has them, your not good kid, with your 3400 grimoire, thinking you're the shiitts well you're not!
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3 RepliesYou are ginger... i dont even need anu other fact to get you salty. Ginger. [spoiler]jk southern mate[/spoiler]
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17 RepliesEdited by MysticalSnurtle: 7/15/2015 9:24:32 AMYou have three level 34 characters and you made a thread just to see if we can make you salty... You must have a fulfilling life... No one cares that you are a ginger or from Australia so you can take your funny accent and catch your pretty little head on fire for all I care mate. Wow you haven't even made it to the lighthouse yet. Judging by your kills and deaths in the crucible you have played it more often than 90% of us. That's pretty sad and pathetic that you still can't pull it off for such a try hard. But what do I know I am just a filthy casual ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. [spoiler]NO this isn't the part where I say Jk. You're honestly pretty pathetic if this entertains you or some kind of nerdy masochist. Get a life or better yet a girl who actually gives two shi**s[/spoiler] [spoiler]To be honest no matter what we say you won't let us win, I know a hypocrite when I see one[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesFoster beer is nothing but kangaroo pissed.[spoiler][/spoiler]. It's not I hate say that makes me salty it's a great beer
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4 RepliesEdited by RhiannonBlue: 7/15/2015 8:48:39 AM*sprinkles salt on ginger hair* Here you go :D you are salty.
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1 Reply*reaches into my pocket an throws some salt on you, mic drop* cue epic slow motion walk away with massive backround explosion please
