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Edited by irishfreak:
7/23/2015 9:37:46 AM
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I dare you...
Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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2 RepliesOp is a fgt
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4 RepliesLies cos all gingers are extinct
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2 RepliesI like the cryptarch more than you. Bitch.
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4 RepliesAttention seeking at its best. +1
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3 RepliesI'm a ginger I live in Australia And I have been to the lighthouse multiple times You are a disgrace to Australia and more so, after all the torment growing up with the fanta pants and gingernuts comments, only now am I ashamed to be a ginger...all because of you
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1 Replyyou are amazing for this
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2 RepliesHaha, [spoiler]good luck, we got some salty guardians here[/spoiler]
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12 RepliesA picture is better than words.
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1 ReplyH[u]i[/u]tler was a great man
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5 RepliesEdited by SoldierMedicTY: 7/16/2015 12:08:15 AMYour just a troll, friendless and looking to feel important it won't work, you will get some hits, mine included go to sleep feeling like a champ since you got some attention. But you will wake up and your ugly fat ass wife will probably not be there cause she's out there getting banged by a real man, or she is there with his caked up splooge in her teeth when you kiss her good morning. But realistically your probably a closet homo so that makes you happy. You being salty would be an improvement in the shitstorm you call life, at least you would be showing some balls. So take your nice comment and do me a favor shove it so gar up your ass you choke on it. You giving me a thank you would be like you thanking the man fecking your girl to make her happy like he did you some kind of solid. I could do this all day. Go beat off and wish you were me. The ammo you gave us is the least of your problems.[spoiler]I'm really a nice guy[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow old are you? Get a life.
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3 RepliesI love you
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8 Replies52 - 6.
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1 ReplySTFU this is a pathetic attempt for a Attention although it's working, it's still -blam!-ing idiotic.
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6 RepliesI don't care you brook your elbow ( crowd goes wild)
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3 RepliesOk here I go... I hope Xur sells a seperate inventory for you only where he sells universal remotes only. For 100 strange coins...
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2 RepliesTo be perfecly honest, I didn't know Australians had access to the internet. That's impressive.
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2 RepliesXur should sell legendary armor for 100 glimmer a piece, and etheric light for 500 glimmer a piece, it would make the grind so much less. Also, I think that it takes a ton of skill to use Thorn. Anyone that is not a lvl 34 will not be allowed into my VoG raids as they are scrubs and dead weight Git gud -blam!-er
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1 ReplyMaybe a dingo ate your baby!
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1 ReplyI love you[spoiler]damn, I messed up huh[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Luca: 7/15/2015 11:54:23 PMThorn takes a lot of skill to use in crucible [b]BAHAHHHAA NVM [/b]
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1 ReplyFa ggo t
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5 RepliesAustralian chicks are super hot!!! Esp your mom
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1 ReplyNo matter how hard you try. No matter how hard you work. There will always be someone better then you. I try not to salt your veins now but salt your fields so youll feel my effect for generations to come.
