Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians!
EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo:
I am a ginger
I live in Australia
I have yet to visit the Lighthouse
First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*.
[spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler]
EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D
EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D
I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians.
EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace!
EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable.
So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians!
Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;)
Have fun!
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[quote]Try to make me salty. I [i]double[/i] dare you. Bet nothing you say can make me react in a negative way. Try your best, Guardians! EDIT: I feel I have an unfair advantage, so I'll give you some ammo: I am a ginger I live in Australia I have yet to visit the Lighthouse First person to invoke some salt within me gets an as yet undecided prize of my choosing*. [spoiler]*prize will likely be nothing of value or desire, most likely a kind word or encouraging slogan.[/spoiler] EDIT: To those apologising or saying jk, it's ok. Not necessary. I asked for this, I don't expect anyone to be nice. ;D EDIT 15/07 @appx11:55pm: Alright guys, it's been an absolute [i]hoot[/i], but I've got to go to sleep now. Keep those salt covered snacks coming my way, and I'll keep chowing down. :D I'll strive to reply to everyone, but I'm only one man. Cut me some slack! Night, Guardians. EDIT 16/07 @4:37pm: Alright guys, end of day two for me, and this little experiment has turned into more of a game than anything. Got some really creative and humourous methods being employed here, and some especially devious ones to try to prod me into salt-mode ;). Keep at it, guys, and I'll get around to replying some time tomorrow. Peace! EDIT 17/07 @5:30PM: So, it would seem I underestimated the amount of people that would attempt to give rise to the sodium chloride within me. Because of this, I am unable to reply to every person, unless I was to employ an army of super-intelligent chameleons who had a WPM of 90 and above. And let's face it, chameleons, super-intelligent it not, can't type faster than 85 WPM, and that just isn't acceptable. So, taking that into account, I will only be able to reply to a small amount of you. Had to turn the notifications off on my phone, as it was going flat within an hour with the amount of insults hurled my way! Impressive feat, Guardians! Feel free to play amongst yourselves, though. But remember to keep it classy, guys and gals. Wouldn't want anyone to succumb to Ninja justice on account of me. ;) Have fun![/quote] :)
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I for got to bring the cheese to vault of glass
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Ghallarhorn buff, but it's secretly a nerf
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You have no soul.
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Kill him with kindness guys...
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In Australia (I know this because im here ) the legendary taken king will cost $120 when America gets it all for $80
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Your phone and its Australian Ping sucks
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Dead orbit sucks, new monarchy is the best.
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I'll dump a bucket of salt on you. [spoiler]Then you'll be salty.[/spoiler]
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You should go kill yourself. You're a maggot, that's right, a filthy maggot writhing in dung, Aussie. I've heard getting a quart of blood from both wrists is possible, you should try that sometime along with a few cups of bleach. You are worth nothing, so worthless you have less value than a gorilla's pubic hair. Kill yourself you pathetic scrub.
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Can't hate gingers. We wouldn't have kick a ginger day without them.
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Edited by ItsKessler: 7/19/2015 1:52:44 PMYou are such a fooking scrub that you are on Xbox and you don't have Hawkmoon while I have more than 45k kills with it
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ur a fgt
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Hide from the saltpocalypse! https://www.bungie.net/es/Forum/Post/139892822/0/0
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Guys give it up, you'll never make him salty; hes ginger, so he has no soul and therefore no feelings.
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Bogan ass ginger -blam!- can't even pvp. I bet your dicks small too.
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G'day mate why dont you get eaten by a shark and turn the seas even more red then it already was with your ginger ass in it, and the lighthouse doesnt even want you in there because it already has a red top. Go back to prison you bloody Aussie. [spoiler]i love Australia[/spoiler]
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U Jaffa cake ( ginger -blam!- ) go eat some dirt and catch Ebola u dirty pedo
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Haha your country hates video games [spoiler]feel sorry for australia tho tbh[/spoiler]
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McDonalds French fries
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You smell bad.
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You at ball like a girl!
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Your mother is paying for my TTK pre order. She said you haven't done a good job making her happy.. Didn't know you and your mom were at odds with each other in that manner.. I send my regards to your dad.
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1. You're a ginger. 2. You live in Australia. 3. You haven't been to the lighthouse. gg.
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I hope to god a Kangaroo kicks a soul into the pale ass skin of yours you bleached fire headed prick.
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Dead orbit is shite you gotta do what my name says