About 12 hours or so ago I created a fake post. (The original is below). I did this so I could see what kind of people our community includes. Granted, there are other archetypes that don't really fit but for the most part I got results. I want you to see if you commented on this before. See what kind of player you are. Are you proud of what you did? Did you just come across the old post and target me because of my seemingly lower skill/knowledge? Or did you just jump on the band wagon on its way to never ending scrubville. Now I never thought Id get this much comments but alot of them were great! To those who fell victim its alright, to those who wouldn't fall into the "b8" nice catch. [i]To those who were sensible enough to tell a misguided guardian how a certain game element worked you get all the bumps. [/i] Check to see what I had to say about your comments. There wont ve anything harsh I swears.
Original Title: OMG Y IS RED DEATH DOING THIS
IDK Y BUT EVRYTIME I GET KILLED BY IT THE PERSON WHO KILLS ME GETS HEALTH BACK LIKE WTFFFFF IM REPORTING ANYONE WHO USES IT FOR LAG CUS THATS WHAT IT KEEPS CAUSING THERE ARE NO OTHER GUNS THT DO THIS WTFFFFFF
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I enjoy talking trash, mostly because..... Why not
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Damnustraightbabygurl
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What would deejus do?
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Oh I seen your post should've put satire or joke in the title
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Ignore it
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Anyone could have easily seen that you have a Red Death with quite a few kills with it.
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I love posts like these because I get to scroll the replies and see all the ignorant dumb asses that actually believe this guy is telling the truth.
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I saw this and thought it was pathetic so i ignored it
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Edited by iDare2Defy: 7/11/2015 12:34:25 AMGuys, listen, this is true. It's in caps lock.
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Gr8 b8, m8. I rel8, str8 appreci8, and congratul8. I r8 this b8 an 8/8. Plz no h8, I'm str8 ir8. Cr8 more, can't w8. We should convers8, I won't ber8, my number is 8888888, ask for N8. No calls l8 or out of st8. If on a d8, ask K8 to loc8. Even with a full pl8, I always have time to communic8 so don't hesit8.
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You are so stupid the red death perk is each time you get a kill you gain health and reload speed
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Nice b8 m8
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Lol I thought you we're legit until I saw all your characters and I honestly hope there is no way that this is real lol
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That's what the exotic perk does you idiot
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Git gud scrub and kill Crota on hard mode
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Attention horse
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf
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Never go full retard
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It's cause the red death upgrade allows you to gain health after a kill, too many people shut down questions like this and it's important to share he knowledge
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Edited by Renakai: 7/10/2015 8:22:48 PMJoke, click b8, or full idiot? I can't tell.
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Dear god you're a fckn moron! Do you ever read anything? Why not do a little research before making yourself look like a cry baby.
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Obvious troll is obvious.
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Laughing at all of the serious replies to this thread. Nice troll brother.
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U just gotta get gud
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I saw that and I think I passed the test
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Full retard.