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Edited by Tyrant_Dom:
8/19/2015 7:54:39 PM
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What is the best insult you've heard?
In Destiny or elsewhere. Insult that made you laugh the most!!
Edit: These are great Guardians keep em coming!
Edit 2: Mandatory 100 reply edit (Holy sh*t this got popular)
Edit 3: Woke up to 300 replies! Dayum.
Edit 4: There is too much win in some of these. Cookies for all!!!
Edit 5: We broke 500 replies you sexy beasts you!!!
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My dad talking about my sister's best friend when they were in high school: "The girl's so skinny that if she stood sideways and stuck out her tongue, she'd look like a zipper." Random in-game, open mic chat: "I read your mom's diary... she wishes she'd swallowed you when she had the chance."
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2 RepliesEdited by Mischievus: 8/17/2015 4:24:15 PMAfter a lucky Hawkmoon one shot: "F*** you and your Hawkmoon! Of course you get lucky and one shot me when im about to rek you with my nova bomb. F*** you b*tch!!" I started targeting the guy during the match and prioritizing em. He stays in the lobby and in the next game about halfway through I get: "I'm sorry, please stop killing me" Lol
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You can't truly insult someone unless you know what they look like and a few of their mannerisms.
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3 RepliesYour mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
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*in an argument with my friend, but it was a friendly one Him: *uses my typical comeback/insult On average how many windows do you lick on the short bus? Me: eh, maybe around 10. Him: You know you can increase that number to around 20 if you took your helmet off right? Me: That's great. But, maybe we can lick windows together if you could stop eating glue and weren't always stuck to the fuking windows.
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2 RepliesBY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME I GIVE THIS THREAD LIFE!!!!
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1 ReplyEdited by Minion525: 8/17/2015 3:36:38 PMFireman and 2 Policemen "Hello gentlemen, what brings you around here? Did someone file a report for a missing donut?" "Actually they filed a report for your head" "And we found it. It was up your a**" *fireman awestruck* "You're a fireman you should know how to treat that burn" *high fives*
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'Noob' and 'scrub'. Using slang insult to impress the literate crowd...
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Taint tickler
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We're from German Bungie, and we're banning you because you cheated.
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2 RepliesI'm your mother you son of a bitch!
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How about... [i]"You don't have enough light!"[/i] or something.
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Yo mamma so old that when she breastfeeds it comes out powdered.
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1 ReplyNo matter what we do, you'll just throw money at the screen.....
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"Shut up Meg"... "Swiggity swoogity"...
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Every time someone died in Crota a guy would say " at least you are a good swimmer ".
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"You guys suck at this game!" That's about it
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I like to use colossal thunder-blam!-
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Cockwomble, can't beat it for me.
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"Hey, I don't come to where you work and slap the dicks out of your mouth."
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2 RepliesYou voted for Obama? [spoiler]that's pretty much the insult[/spoiler]
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Used tampons are more help than you.
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A guy once was making a sexist comment to a female when she said, "You're still pissed off that your grandmother walked in on you masturbating in the shower." -blam!-ing priceless.
