In Destiny or elsewhere. Insult that made you laugh the most!!
Edit: These are great Guardians keep em coming!
Edit 2: Mandatory 100 reply edit (Holy sh*t this got popular)
Edit 3: Woke up to 300 replies! Dayum.
Edit 4: There is too much win in some of these. Cookies for all!!!
Edit 5: We broke 500 replies you sexy beasts you!!!
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Guy: how are you do fat at 26? Fat guy: oh your wife gives me a biscuit everytime i f*ck her #rekt I actually cried
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I never received this but my friend once sent this hatemail: "I know gay marriage is legal but that doesn't mean you have to be such a f*ggot."
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Involving a fellow gamers facebook post to another fellow gamer I know: "That's your mum? I didn't recognize her from the front."
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SHUT THE -blam!- UP YOU WORK AT IHOP
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*doing crota's end* Guy : Dude some guy keeps trying to holla at my girl. Fireteam: okayyy... Guy: I see him everyday working at Walmart and I'm gonna go up to him and give him my hardest diss ever *fireteam hypes him up* Fireteam; OHHH OKAYY WHAT U GONNA SAYY Guy: " Do u even swordbearer" *player left the fireteam* *player left the fireteam* *player left the fireteam*
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Some kid sent, "you sit down when you pee." I lol'd
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"Git gud skrub"
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My friend... telling his booty call to..... ....shut her c*ck holster
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Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I have Five Fingers, the 3rd one is for u.
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your body isn't a wonderland
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People like you need taste buds in their assholes
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You suck so much, you suck d*ck at sucking d*ck!
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You suck d*** for the taste. Laughed my ass off.
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VoG hard conflux/oracle part.. Some random kid. *hey guys need to eat brb* And stops playing mid battle.. [spoiler]just leave and come back later[/spoiler]
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Two people were sharing insults and then one person just said "yes well your autistic" the conversation went quiet and the other guy didn't know how to respond! Was funny to listen too [spoiler]i am only quoting what was a genuine conversation and in no way mean any offence to anyone with autism, even the guys having the argument meant it in a non offensive manner[/spoiler]
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"I'm going to whip out my c*ck and hit you in the face with it until you're near death and then I'm going to shove it down your throat until you choke to death you f*cking f*gget"-squeaker
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How tall are you?
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Stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!
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Hope someone makes a crude lego dildo then proceeds to shove it up your ass...
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40 quid for taken king?
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Edited by ZEN: 8/18/2015 3:31:39 PM"ur gam sux" "u sux" "im quitn dstny" The ignorant think my emblem is a bungie dev emblem.
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I am very dissapointed in you.
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You're just unnecessary
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These are some sad insults.
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You have no nipples
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One of my buddies used to use this one all the time. " How are you even playing this game? You can't buy an Xbox with food stamps."