So I was surfing the forums and observing my posts when I suddenly came to the realization that I should be Bungie's community manager. I mean let's check the facts here,
I benefit the community much more than DeeJ. Now let's be honest here, every person that has read any of my posts has gotten a much higher understanding of how Destiny should be fixed. No matter if it's from saving the youth, or making Destiny's beauty more known, I'm always there for the community... which is more to say than DeeJ...
Next, I have never lied to you guys. In all of time dealing with the community, no matter if it was back before Destiny came out, or now; I have never been untruthful. DeeJ always tries to cover up other Bungie's employees which I totally get, bros before hoes as the old saying goes. But it is your job to be honest and help the community, not give unwanted "benefits" like all black shaders and sparrows. Come on DeeJ, I know you can do better.
Finally, DeeJ is so secretive. With all of his weekly updates he puts subtitles like "what's in the box". What box are you talking about here. A virtual box, Destiny's box, the Ghost Edition box? Even your name, "DeeJ". Is it pronounced Like DJ or like Dee-Juh. My name is very simple and easy to read unlike some community managers...
These are all extremely good reasons why DeeJ should step down and have me fill his place as community manager. Thank you all for your support, and together we can change Bungie for the better.
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#satire
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No, Longface should be community manager for the world
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Oh yeah, you're definitely joking. There's no way you could be serious about any of the things you've said. Doesn't matter if you say that you're serious or not.
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Edited by Strongbad: 7/5/2015 4:20:38 AMYour posts suggest bs ideas and when someone goes against you, you jus turn into a [b]cranberry [i]f[/i]ucknut[/b] to them. You are in no way, better than deej. Also your reasons to become a community manager are very weak in many areas and don't conclude in anyway to how a community manager, even a simple mentor, should ack.
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dont u mean stand aside
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Can't wait until DeeJ comments in here and OP turns into a groveling turd.
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No thanks. We prefer Deej.
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Edited by SpiRits: 7/5/2015 4:17:13 AMI don't think u understand SIR (LOOK AT SPOILER NOW) it's not Deejs job to cater to the cry babies on these forums, he is just a figure piece that stands out of the company. This WHOLE game has been planned out for YEARS now and it will take more than a petition from every destiny player to change a part of that plan. Sure, we got more vault, or the skolas nerf, but this are quick and easy software fixes. Deej honestly doesn't care what we say at all, and If I were him I wouldn't either, he just collects more $$$$$ every time another whiner post a thread. [b]SIR[/b] [spoiler]STOP saying SIR, it makes u seem like a fag, ur not cool[/spoiler]
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A chimpanzee in a top hat with a typewriter can do a better job than Deej.
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Oh god, not another 0______0
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NO, DEEJ IS LOVE, DEEJ IS LIFE
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DeeJ's real name is DJ so he made his gamer tag DeeJ, he said so in one of planet destiny's podcasts
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Dude, I get what you're saying and all, but that's the point of a PR dude. His interest is in protecting the company and managing public relations with the community. That's how companies or organisations work. you can't just please everyone without having the interests of the company in mind. You can't just say we should do this and that and expect the game developers to do something whenever the community has a valid point. You're a cool dude with lots of good intentions but it's not gonna happen bruh. Companies are companies. They exist for both so called passion and the money.
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You should be banned
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Dude, I get what you're saying and all, but that's the point of a PR dude. His interest is in protecting the company and managing public relations with the community. That's how companies or organisations work. you can't just please everyone without having the interests of the company in mind. You can't just say we should do this and that and expect the game developers to do something whenever the community has a valid point. You're a cool dude with lots of good intentions but it's not gonna happen bruh. Companies are companies. They exist for both so called passion and the money.
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Are you the one that wants sparrows removed? If you are then -blam!- you.
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DEEJ IS PEGBOI
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Edited by CommManagerABYZ: 7/5/2015 3:58:19 AM#ABYZCommunitymanager2k16
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ABYZ FTW
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no thanks you sound like a whiny bit ch