Fact: What ever Chuck Norris says becomes fact. Even if two facts then contradict, it still makes sense because the fact is Chuck Norris is just a greater intelligence than ourselves, we cannot comprehend his greatness. Fact.
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What if he said "The earth will never explode" then said "the earth will explode in five seconds"?
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Then he has now made a second last one fifth of forever. Chuck Norris.
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Seems legit.