Choked so many times reading this.
Alright, so I have a friend who I would consider just about insane. So partway through I think fifth hour, he asks the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?"
"Can you?"
-_-"may I go to the bathroom?"
"No."
"I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK LADY"
His mom grounded him for two days, his dad gave him five bucks. Biggest. Jackass. Ever.
How are people still finding this
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When he left there was a s**t on his desk...
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True story there was this hella sexist teacher and I had to use the bathroom really bad and he only let girls go and after I asked the third time and he let girl after girl I asked he said no I said I'll piss on this seat if you don't let me go and he let me go
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Oh my gosh. Made me laugh too
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Hey guys I'm the one who said that
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He is
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ill take the money
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Your dad deserves $5
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[quote]I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK LADY[/quote]
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[quote][quote]I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK LADY[/quote][/quote]
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[quote][quote][quote]I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK LADY[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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Be me 6th grade Mean private school Mean teachers Me: may I go to the bathroom? Teacher: no I don't care if you sit there and pee your self! Teacher walks to bathroom locks door Me: ok. *pissed all over the floor* got suspended dad gave me 20 bucks and a high five though and my mom sued the school
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[quote]XD[/quote]
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That's ma' boy!
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That's probably what he said tbh
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Best. Dad. Ever.
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Nice!
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Best dad ever
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Edited by Forum Therapist: 10/13/2015 1:04:29 PM[Redacted]
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What was wrong with that there was no jackassery look up why can is a suitable replacement for May he's not wrong
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[quote]Choked so many times reading this. Alright, so I have a friend who I would consider just about insane. So partway through I think fifth hour, he asks the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" "Can you?" -_-"may I go to the bathroom?" "No." "I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK LADY" His mom grounded him for two days, his dad gave him five bucks. Biggest. Jackass. Ever.[/quote]
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[quote][quote]Choked so many times reading this. Alright, so I have a friend who I would consider just about insane. So partway through I think fifth hour, he asks the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" "Can you?" -_-"may I go to the bathroom?" "No." "I WILL SHIT ON YOUR DESK LADY" His mom grounded him for two days, his dad gave him five bucks. Biggest. Jackass. Ever.[/quote][/quote]
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I did this inn july