First you have to:
1. Like
2. Subscribe
3. Comment
4. Favorite
5. Follow me on Instagram
6. Follow me on Twitter
7. Add me on kik
8. Add me on Snapchat
9. Add me on Myspace
10. Add me on Friendster
11. Add me on Xanga
12. Add me on Gaia Online
13. Add me on Vindictus
14. Add me on Maplestory
15. Add me on Badoo
16. Add me on HotorNot
17. Add me on Facebook
18. Put me as #1 on your friends list
19. Send me supplies on Farmville
20. Send me gifts to my PO Box
21. Retweet my tweets
22. Revine my vines
23. Follow me in real life
24. Build a compact 3x3 Piston door on my server
25. Over-exaggerate and say things are [b]"INSANE"[/b]
26. ???
27. Profit
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Done?... o.O