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6/26/2015 1:56:49 AM
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Instead of the death sentence, prisoners should be given life in jail with Lego shoes
Upon receiving the sentence, the prisoner is given a pair of Lego shoes built around his feet. Each brick glued together so that they never come apart. Every morning they will be told to run laps around a track in the Lego shoes. And every evening, jumping jacks. So that they will forever be sentenced to stepping on Legos for the rest of their life.
You commit the crime? You better pray to legojesus you aren't doing the time...otherwise it's Lego shoes till you die...
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Or put them bare-footed in a small room filled with up turned plugs.
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4 RepliesThat wouldn't do a thing. Stepping on a single lego is terrible, but shoes built out of legos? The surface tension would spread apart, making the pain virtually painless. That's why you have people who can lay down on needle beds all the time, because the "pain" is spread throughout.
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Too far
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Nah I would keep them in mine shafts and put gruel once a day down the shaft
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Cruel and unusual? Torture?
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That would be awesome
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2 RepliesTorture is illegal in the USA dummy
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1 ReplyOr put them in a dark room full of tiny needles with only their genitals exposed.
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I would say yes but... Cruel and Unusual Punishment is a Thing.
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Snug Lego underpants would be a nice complement.
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1 Replyhow about a lego pit floor with the legos build out of glass ? >:D
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Id think that the US promotes torture.
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1 ReplyThe purge would be a great solution
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Thats the most sinister, cruel, torture device i've ever heard of.
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How about a hunger games?
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1 ReplyOr we could kill them instead of chasing them through New York for 3 weeks.
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5 RepliesYou should apply to be the devil.
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#legojesus
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You have kids...
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1 ReplyPrisoners are forced to play orcs in reenactments of battles from lord of the rings
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14 Repliesthat definitely breaks multiple Human Rights laws. the better solution would be to make them Gladiators, and televise the event. now there's a sport I would happily watch.
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That is way worse than death, but I like it.
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That's.....indescribably evil and cruel....i love it
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Lego is too good to be wasted on them. Use mega blocks
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12 RepliesOr they can be shot.
