If meat is ever banned in the states, I will personally slaughter, cook, and consume a cow in your front yard. I might even skip cooking, and eat that -blam!-er raw like a lion mauling a gazelle. Mufasa will be more proud of me than he ever was of Simba.
[spoiler]Do you realize how many jobs would be lost because of your stupid idea?[/spoiler]
I was going to have a light dinner tonight, but now I'm taking the family to Outback Steakhouse.
Your life is a dumpster fire and you should feel bad.
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Humans can't really eat raw meat homeboy. And also, vegans don't get offended by you eating steak or in-n-out burgers, but for your sake I'll let you believe it keeps us up at night.
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It obviously bothers one of you, or this post wouldn't exist. Also, there is nothing physically stopping me from eating raw meat. I'm not eating raw chicken, so I'll take the gamble. If you're concerned enough with animal life to be a vegan, I imagine that my cow-slaughter would likely not sit well with you. If that's not why you're a vegan, I'll do it anyway. 'Murica.
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The killing is bothersome, but if you're eating meat just to spite me, it isn't working to work, like would you get all mad because I'm munching down on vegan goods? Probably not, right?
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I don't care what [b]you[/b] eat. You're not campaigning to take away a category of food that I enjoy and make it illegal. You can be vegan all day and I won't judge. Making meat illegal though? That is asinine on so many levels.
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Ahh nah man, that was the other guy, I don't see why we'd make it illegal, I think that's actually dumb hahaha