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6/22/2015 3:18:59 AM
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You wake up as your crush.
What if you wake up as your crush? What would be the first thing you do?
You're only your crush for one day so make the most out of it. Or make the least out of it, your choice.
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7 RepliesGet a Tatoo that says "Yarbey's" above their ass
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Edited by PJcxdoesgamez: 6/22/2015 10:18:38 AM1 word... MASTURBATE! [spoiler]I wouldn't do any of that sexting stuff because it would just embarass her and make me feel bad... but masturbation gives me everything I need ;)[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSit on my body. [spoiler]Get your mind out of the gutter. I'm a couch.[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesWell, she is sleepin 3. Feet from me after sexi tiems so we would probably see how the other side felt...
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2 RepliesSend myself pictures of her naked
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5 RepliesFirst: Id walk over to the mirror! Second: id get naked! Third: id take all the photos I could! Fourth: send them to my phone. Fifth: enjoy the gift God gave to me! :)
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2 RepliesSend tons of nudes to my phone, blackmail them into a relationship
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1 ReplyI wake up as my Crush bottle in my den? I don't understand.
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3 RepliesEdited by dakota 712: 6/22/2015 4:30:57 AMAssuming she was me I'd talk her/me to have sex with her/me because this is a once and a life time opportunity then try it together as ourselves and see which is better sounds pretty awesome to me And in the off time masturbait film myself and take pics and vids and send to me
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4 Repliesfind the real me and have sex.
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1 ReplyGrab my crushes tits and play with them naked m8
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1 ReplyHumm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Take off my clothes...rest writes itself I think
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Kill myself because if I can't have her[spoiler]no one can[/spoiler] [spoiler]lawl jk take nudes[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesFind me for sex
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1 find original me 2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) oh bby Alternately Carefully explore female.... [b] [i]bits[/i][/b] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 RepliesReally what did you expect to get as an answer here?
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Immediately wonder what Artemis is doing with my body and/or account
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7 Replies*insert lenny*
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4 RepliesI'd get out of the house and apply for a summer job so I could help fly my finnish ass to Pennsylvania.
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Become Magic Mike... or your regional equivalent
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2 RepliesEdited by t3h 3p1k duk: 6/22/2015 4:04:24 AMTake a ton of nude pics of myself and film myself masturb8ing and send all of them to myself
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1 ReplyStand in front of a mirror and masturbait.
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Touch every part of the body, all day. [spoiler]ALL DAY [/spoiler]
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9 RepliesI'd finger myself
