What would the Flood trade me for exclusive rights to it postmortem?
It doesn't have to be cash. Admission into specific religious afterlives will be reviewed on an individual basis.
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Edited by Treebeard: 6/11/2015 9:38:57 PMUsing my executive powers as a priest of Shrek (a brogre), I will petition Shrek to allow you into his Holy Swamp upon the event of your death. In exchange for your butt. Deal?