What would the Flood trade me for exclusive rights to it postmortem?
It doesn't have to be cash. Admission into specific religious afterlives will be reviewed on an individual basis.
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How about a cursed string, a half a stick of cursed bubble gum and a crushed up acorn(cursed of course)?
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Edited by Snowy Night Fury: 6/12/2015 7:33:46 AMinb4ScroogeMcButts
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A piece of string, half a stick of bubblegum (watermelon flavor of course), and a crunched up acorn.
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ill take 20
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I'll giv u sum fuk
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Can't I just pay the troll toll?
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I'll give you a cookie
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A xbox one a lilttleboy and a slightly older girl and a cat and two tvs
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*Squats in some bushes* here on national geographic, we observe OP fgt's in their natural habitat! oh no! It appears one has spotted us! Run!
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Edited by Pcsolyar: 6/12/2015 6:14:06 AMI would give you an Xbox 360, an Xbox One, a Gamecube, some DS's, a Gameboy, with over 250 games in total. Those also include some collector's editions. You get the Ghost Edition of Destiny; the Collector's Edition of all the Batman Arkham games, both American and European for Origins; Injustice; Skyrim; Black Ops 2; and the Assassin's Creed Anthology. There's also a special edition of Club Penguin for the DS somewhere. You also get a cat, a mandolin, an acoustic/electric guitar, an acoustic guitar, an electric guitar, and my mattress with ask the money under it. Finally, you get to have the chance to go to heaven depending on your ability to believe. I will give you all of this to[b][i][u] NOT[/u][/i][/b] give your booty to me. Update - And a potato. Update 2: Electric Boogaloo - To may also have your own personal broger to serve Shrek for you. And a goat to marry.
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7 chickens, 2 wives and a goat.
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Three potatos.
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I have a no land beyond
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I think I will just resurrect you if I obtain any parts of your body.
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Edited by Treebeard: 6/11/2015 9:38:57 PMUsing my executive powers as a priest of Shrek (a brogre), I will petition Shrek to allow you into his Holy Swamp upon the event of your death. In exchange for your butt. Deal?
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I want to collect your butt
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Nobody wants you.