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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
6/9/2015 10:04:24 PM
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[b]Two young women and a man walk up to the Dojo, dressed in suits. One of the girls is seemingly albino, with long, straight hair. The other two party members have dark skin and black hair, probably siblings. The male has a bit of a mullet, with shaggy, unkempt hair, scars criss-crossing his hands, face, and neck, and red eyes. The female has long hair tied back into a ponytail, smooth, clean skin, and yellow eyes.
The albino is extremely bubbly, while the others are a bit embarrassed.[/b]
Albino: "C'mon, c'mon! Hurry UP! I wanna DO something already!"
Dark-skinned Male: "Seriously, chill out. We're here."
A: "Oh, really? Yay!"
Dark-skinned Female: "Keep quiet, Athena! Remember, first impressions!"
Athena: "Oh, right! Eheehee!"
[b]The male pulls out a cigarette and puts it in his mouth. He snaps his fingers, conjuring a bright orange flame from his thumb which with he lights the cigarette.[/b]
Dark-Skinned Male: "I'm gonna get down to business. My name is Abraham. The Albino is Athena—"
Athena: "Hello!"
Abraham: "...Right... And this other twerp is Thanos."
Thanos: "I swear to god..."
Abraham: "We're here to apply for Dojo access."
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Edited by cool cake: 6/12/2015 6:42:42 PM[i][/i]
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[b]Thanos knees you between your legs as you crumple to the floor.[/b] "Doggy dick."
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Edited by cool cake: 6/12/2015 6:42:49 PM[i][/i]
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[b]The cup is now lodged in your scrotum, and is no longer removable through normal means.[/b] Have fun, doggy dick.
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Edited by cool cake: 6/12/2015 6:42:56 PM[i][/i]
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[spoiler]The armor was bent so far that it's now positioned in between his balls.[/spoiler]
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Edited by cool cake: 6/12/2015 6:43:04 PM[i][/i]
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[spoiler]I do.[/spoiler]
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Edited by cool cake: 6/12/2015 6:43:10 PM[i][/i]
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[spoiler]I kneed the armor, it bent, and the bend is now lodged firmly between your balls.[/spoiler]
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Edited by cool cake: 6/12/2015 6:43:18 PM[i][/i]
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[spoiler]I did.[/spoiler]
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Edited by cool cake: 6/12/2015 6:38:43 PM[i][/i]
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[spoiler]Nope.[/spoiler]
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Edited by cool cake: 6/12/2015 6:43:26 PM[i][/i]
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Oh god so we got thanos Abraham and Athena. What do you guys want
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Abraham: "Long time no see, twerp. How'd you get access?"
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I'm a lieutenant here dumbass
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Edited by Reborn Salazar: 6/9/2015 11:03:49 PM[spoiler]redacted[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]shh we have to have order here so until further notice me you and deadpool are kind of like lieutenants [/spoiler]
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Edited by Reborn Salazar: 6/9/2015 11:04:12 PM[spoiler]oh yeha forgot....[/spoiler]
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Keel kick their asses
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why should i kill them?....i wont kill somone withotu a good reason...
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Worked for aku and they pretty much are douchebags [spoiler]remnants stuff[/spoiler]
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but idont know who those are.......and i ahvent talekd with them so i dont knwo if he is a douche
