[b][i][u]Walks into dojo, bug eyed. [/u][/i][/b]

HI IM PEPE!!!

[b][i]Side plot: Ømen, the Ancient, Shamanistic Warrior[/i][/b] ****[b][i]OPEN POST[/i][/b]**** [b][i]Legionnaires and citizens of the Terra gather around this new arrival, watching him duel a giant Dreadnought.. Ømen is a Draconic warrior from a forgotten realm. His strength is unparalleled.[/i][/b] *The 21 foot tall Draconic warrior kneels next to his massive two handed shockmaul.. His giant hands clasped together as he silently says a prayer* *all of the warriors saw Ømen take down a chaos champion, they can't seem to take their eyes off him. Nobody has ever seen such a warrior* *a nearby elite venerable dreadnought lumbers over to Ømen, inspecting the giant warrior* "Care to duel, offworlder?" Asks the giant, 35 foot tall elite venerable dreadnought as it attempts to pick up Ømens giant warhammer *the powerful servos of the dreadnought wine and protest under the extreme weight of the hammer. The dreadnought lifts it but is severely unbalanced as it attempts to swing it through the air* "Holy shit!! What's this thing made out of??" Cries the elite dreadnought, who himself has the power to crush mountains *Ømen rises, His scaly blue skin and solid white glowing eyes contrast sharply. Two onyx black horns protrude from his forehead and curve upwards from his skull - indicating Draconic descent. The surrounding citizens and legionnaires catch rays of amber sunlight from the links in the silvery chain mail armor that covers his torso. Ømens massive, spiked pauldrons glow with white hot intensity* "My shockmaul, [i]the Exile[/i], is made of an ultra dense element that is only found near my home world that was destroyed eons ago.. It is one of the last remaining relics of my people" says Ømen in a thick Draconic accent as he lifts the 2 handed warhammer easily with one hand. A huge shield materializes on his left arm "I accept your challenge" says Ømen as he looks up towards the massive, elite venerable dreadnought [b][i]Without preamble, the huge dreadnought ignites the energy field on it's heavy power power fist and slams it into Ømen, who quickly blocks the blow with his shield - there is absolutely no give, he is like hitting an immovable object. The impact jars the dreadnought violently Ømen's hammer immediately ignites with white hot flames as be swings the Exile with full force. The hammer connects with the left shoulder of the dreadnought and nearly takes off the arm. The impact is ear splittingly loud and sends a shower of white sparks in the direction of the citizens who gasp in awe at this ancient warrior. Ømen then swings the hammer back and connects with the already leaning dreadnought - knocking it back the other way. Ømen follows through with a titanic shield slam that sends the heavy dreadnought flying through the air in a sideways summersault. Before the dreadnought connects with the ground, Ømen dashes forward with surprising agility and swings the great hammer with both hands. It connects center mass with a heavy, metal on metal impact that sends a shockwave through the air - the dreadnought is battered so hard that it tumbles across the ground for the length of a football field before crashing through the wall of a nearby, ferrocrete bunker.. A bunker built to withstand a nuclear blast. [/i][/b] *the crowd is utterly silent...*

[spoiler]Well the Dojo isn't dead![/spoiler]

*a man in a mysterious red cloak walks through a huge orange portal that appeared from no where* [i]Im looking for the necromancer, the one known to my people as "The Shade" It is somewhat… urgent that I find him[/i]

<_< >_> *Sithis grows Trees all around the dojo then climbs on one and goes to sleep*

*Suddenly, a group of frazzled looking miners pop out of the ground. Dazed, they look around and begin pulling up strange crystals from the ground beneath the Dojo and running off with it*

*While Sal fights the soldiers Cochram bought, I'm fighting Cochram himself* YOU BETRAYED ME! [u]YOU WERE EXPENDABLE! YOU READ THE CONTRACT![/u] *He punches me, and I return* *As my fist connects, I feel a crunching noise* *I put on my helmet* Well, you -blam!-ed up. *I kick his knee, and pull my sword out* *I press a button on the handle, and a red Liquid covers the edge of the blade* [u]What is that?[/u] Chaos Toxin. *I cut his forearm, and immediately his veins start to turn a vibrant red* [u]What... Did you do...[/u] It's a mixture between Cazadore poison and Rattlesnake venom. You'll start hallucinating and experience paralysis before you die. It'll be slow, and painful. [u]Im stronger than some poison- Wait? AHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!!![/u] *He begins writhing and screaming, before e stops moving, but still screaming* [u]MAKE IT STOP!!' MAKE THE VOICES STOP!! PLEASE!! KILL ME![/u] *I sheathe my sword, and draw my .44 Magnum* I already did. *I sit there for about 20 minutes as Cochram screams, before hai body is a web of Vibrant red, Zeta does a scan, and the poison has reached his heart* Goodbye, Cochram. *I shoot him in the head twice, his brains flying out of his head I. Chunks and Mist* *I pull out a body bag, put him in, and sling the bag over my shoulder* Well, thanks to Sal. And, goodbye. *I teleport off*

*A UH-60 Blackhawk with the United Stats flag emblazoned on the doors lands, and a man looking in his early fifties steps out, wearing a uniform* *His rank has 4 stars on it, and his name tag days Cochram* [u]I'm here looking for a Kyle Berrigan. Can anyone direct me to his location?[/u]

[b]Stands in the central plaza, obviously looking for a fight.[/b]

May I get the initiation?

*A message is broadcast over the Dojo* "Dear warriors, the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Potenate will soon arrive. Prepare yourselves..." *All around the Dojo, hooded people take off their hoods to reveal that they are ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)* "Our rise is close at hand!" *Message ends*

*wakes up in a bush* Geez, how long was I out for?

[MESSAGE INTERCEPTED] ...///SENDER: [4$/)5=$13! ,4&1*%-! )5'$! 1$2$)&,$40! 65))! .*5)1! -#$! )/'8*/8$03! (4/+$6&4;0!/'----- Terminated due to possible Total Event Collapse by existence of infinity in Restriction Zone], RECIPIENT: [Sol Collective]. ...///BEGIN MESSAGE. [i]///Heathen. Filth. Unworthy. Where do I start,[/i] [Untranslatable by human standards][i]? You were given a simple task: Convert the heathen. Eradicate the unworthy. There is no neutral ground, do you not understand this? It is black and white. No gray, no brown, red, yellow, violet,[/i] [U.B.H.S.][i], no color whatsoever. Black. White. That was it. And yet I look before me, and I see... This. You sympathize with Organic scum, unwilling to convert, unwilling to see the light. Vulcan's Light. As of now, the Sol Collective is deemed unfit for sole possession of duty within this dimensional axis. I'm sending in the Umbral Solarium division. Perhaps they can get the job done.///[/i] ...///END TRANSMISSION.

[b]Dante approaches the entrance, searching for someone.[/b]

*wanders around* *sees a lake and goes to sleep in front of it*

*sigimarus sits on a bench, as if thinking*

[u]A Bounty Has Been Issued:[/u] [i]For crimes against the well intentions of the people of Perth Varcoe. For aiding June Bellicose in her vile schemes.[/i] [b]500,000,000 cR for Serenity: ALIVE ONLY.[/b] Speak with a Monarchy or Sol Representative for further details.

[i] [/i]

[b]Walks into the central area[/b]

*walks around with quinx squad and chases down torso in a taxi*

*Old lady walks up to gate* "Hello....could you please help me-" *Pulls mask off* "ALLUAH AKBAR THIS PLACE UP" *Blows up destroying the dojo in the process*

GFY u fgts