[b]sigimarus (above) and mulligan walk into the dojo arena[/b] S: once more?...... M: we need two other people....... [spoiler]open, double fight please[/spoiler]

[u][i]Artificially Psychic[/i][/u] *Vorim'Tairn is sitting at the base of Sketch's tree. His eyes are glowing blue and he is holding his hand out. Floating a few inches above it is a rock, surrounded by some sort of blue energy.*

The sound was heard by all in The Dojo. The sound of the sky splitting open. A sonic boom. The phenomenon that occurs when an object moves faster than the speed of sound. But you aren't here for a lesson in physics. No, you're here wondering what this is. It's a meteor, headed straight for The Dojo. A chunk of flaming rock, it's filled with holes, similar to the interior of an anthill. It crashed beyond The Gates and directly into The Dojo's interior. It led a small trail of destroyed earth until it stopped. It was at least 8 feet in diameter. It was buried, 3/4's into the ground. It was smoking. It laid there, letting out a hissing noise of steam. It waited. Waited for someone... [spoiler]Open! New character![/spoiler]

[spoiler]That moment when you want to rp here but cant[/spoiler]

Hey! HEY! Can somebody open the door? I have important news.

[b]A challenger walks to the gates of the Dojo, holding nothing but a large black rectangular object. She smiles, and waits for her test.[/b] [spoiler]To whomever responded to my old post, I got bored of my character, so I made a new one. Also, open, intro post.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]could this ever get into trending?[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Just curious, do alt. Characters have to go through a test to join?[/spoiler]

[i]Daego wanders the grounds of the dojo. He twirls a spear in his hand and mumbles to himself.[/i] [spoiler]open[/spoiler]

[b][i][u][url=http://example.com]The Knight of Kaleon[/url][/u][/i][/b] [b][i]A man walked to the dojo. He appeared to be in his mid-twenties. He wore black jeans, a black belt, and a loose, white shirt. On his belt, a sword, and a revolver. The revolver used .357 bullets. The man himself seemed normal. Artfully messy red hair. Yellowish green eyes. He was muscular, but not the point of Olympic-weight-lifter. He walked up to the gates, looking around.[/i][/b] "Um.... Hello?" [spoiler]ELECIN IS HERE, MOFOS!![/spoiler]

I like memes

[spoiler]Is it just me, or is this thread dying in favor of quests?[/spoiler]

*Outside of the dojo two official looking men walk up. They look like the Men in Black, with black suits, black ties, black dress pants and shoes, black sunglasses, and black hair. One of them has a little stubble. You can tell these guys aren't human* Man 1: This is where he is? Man 2: Yeah, this is it. I don't think his sister would want us to have him but this is necessary for what [b]he[/b] is planning. Man 1: I know all of this, [b]he[/b] told us what to do. Get in. Collect our target. Get out. Man 2: let's just get the job done. *They both nod and they walk up to the gates. The first man knocks on the door five times, and the two wait, the second man lighting a cigarette, and the first one looks around at every sound he hears* [spoiler]Open[/spoiler]

"I don't think I can do this anymore." "You're kidding, right?" Meta looked into his friend's eyes through the portal with a tone of remorse. "I can't....do this with them.... It's too much." Meta's friend, Gravity, ran his hand through his brown curly hair and sighed. "Look, buddy. Self-pity and your temper has always been your weaknesses. You know that all of Us have them." Meta raised an eyebrow. "Even Matthew?" "Especially bloody Matthews. Have you seen his ego? "I honestly always thought that was a good thing. He's certainly social." Gravity looked at Meta. "You've done this before, bud. I'm not letting you do it again." "Oh what's the point? They'll die out eventually!" "How the hell could you be so cruel? Where's the damn Meta I know that CARED about Human Life? The one who asked questions, the one who fought for freedom more than anything? Dude! YOU TOOK ON THE ENTIRETY OF THE BLACK LEGION AND WON! By yourself! Where's the Meta that was extreme and adventurous? Where's the Meta that went into a Black Hole JUST to see what would happen?" Meta sighed as he put his hands on his hips. "You're doing it again?" Meta looked up. "What?" "Come on! Your hands are on your hips, you're biting your lower lip and you're not making eye contact. You're frustrated." "OF COURSE I AM! THESE PEOPLE DON'T GET IT! THEY MAKE THEIR OWN PERSONALITIES AS THEY GO ALONG! WHY DO YOU THINK IM FRUSTRATED?!" "Then teach them, Meta!" Gravity had a serious look on his face. He sighed, as he adjusted his trademark bow tie. "Our job is to be the smartest being in the plane of existence were assigned to. Right now, you're being a narcissistic asshole." Meta sighed. "They're children. All of them. It's hard on me just to SPEAK with them, damnit!" Gravity sighed. "Ok, fine. So what if they're not as intelligent as most races you're assigned to? It's still your job to be the teacher." Gravity sighed, as he took off his specs and cleaned them. "Look, I have a meeting with Father in an hour. We're planing to raid the Krypt." "Wish I could raid the damn Krypt. Killing Were-Spiders is fun." Gravity chuckled. "Meta, just, get your shit together. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and teach these people." Meta sighed. "You were ranked 3 Overall out of the entire Arcanum. What's happening to you man?" Meta's eye twitched. "I'm learning more. Learning things I wish I haven't." There was a long silence before Meta spoke again. "But I get what you're saying, Gravity. I'll do it. Oh, and tell Sean thanks for letting me borrow his Orb." Gravity smiled. "I'll make sure." The red-orange edges of the portal collapsed in on each other as the message was ended. Meta sighed, as he looked at his Orb. "Let's go make a difference." Meta said this in a rather joking tone. The next day, Meta was sitting on a wooden bench in the middle of The Dojo. His orb was silently guarding him as he was writing in his journal. As always. [spoiler]open[/spoiler]

[i][u]Setting:[/u][/i] Binard City [i][u]Time:[/u][/i] 22:34 [i][u]Character(s):[/u][/i] Allison "Alpha" Phage [i][u]Title:[/u][/i] [b][i][u][url=http://example.com]Spare change, please.[/url][/u][/i][/b] [b]A woman with short, turquoise hair stands on a sidewalk by the road. She looks to be around 26, and 5'6". A breeze is blowing from the north, bringing cold air. The night is cool, and cloudy. The woman seems to be a little lightly dressed for the night. Beige, short sleeved shirt, light blue jeans. Her right arm is a prosthetic. Her eyes are closed, and she sways in the breeze as she plays a beautiful tune on a dark, brown violin; Meditation, by Jules Massanet.[/b] (Beautiful piece, highly recommend) [b]As she does so, a bucket is by her left leg; people walking by dropped spare change as she played. Her playing was masterful. Only years of practice and a large amount of talent could play like that. As she was about done with that piece, a man wearing dark blue jeans, a black sweater, and a suspicious ski mask walk by. When he passes by the bucket, he quickly grabs it by the handle, and runs like a madman. The woman's eyes open, revealing piercing, blue eyes. She stops playing, her eyes angrily following the man. She places the violin on the ground, and gives chase with surprising speed. She was easily closing the gap between her and the man. As he turns down a dark alleyway, the woman follows; and, of course, into a trap. Three similar dressed figures jump into the alleyway, each carrying a pistol. The woman raises her hands in submission.[/b] "You got me," [b]She says, as the thugs circle her. They seem skeptical; the woman didn't look as worried as she should've. After maybe a minute or two, the thugs finally let their guard down, and one runs at her back, grabbing her in a headlock. The woman used her prosthetic arm to punch the man holding her in the gut, then slams him into the ground. From her jean's back pockets, she pulls out a well-concealed dagger, and stabs the man in the throat without batting an eye.[/b] "Three left," [b]She said, smiling as pulled out a shotgun, the gun having a bayonet at the front. Pulling the dagger from the dead man's throat, she kicked off the alleyway's walls, sending herself into the air, towards one of the thugs. As she landed, she stabs the dagger into his gut, while her the blade at the end of her gun ends up in his neck. During all this, one man seems to have just finished a phone call; in seconds, she was surrounded by countless more thugs. Outnumbered by a lot, the woman scowled, dropping her weapons. She raised her hands, and her forehead is beaded with sweat.[/b] "I'm serious now. I surrender." "[i]Yah just killed two've us fer takin' yer coins! I'd bet yeh have tons more, a violin that fanceh....[/i]" "[u]Rest assured, you ain't leavin' this alleyway.[/u]" [spoiler]Open![/spoiler]

[u][i]An Unexpected Visitor[/i][/u] *It was a nice sunny day in the Dojo. Lying on the ground is a sort of creature who looks similar to Sketch although his fur is colored very differently. He wears some sort of slate armor with a small, yellow circle that has the black outline of a triangle in it. Strapped to his back is some sort of energy rifle and on his left hip is a holster containing an energy pistol. The strange thing is that just a second before, the area was completely clear of anyone. But now this strange creature is just lying there, unconscious.* [spoiler]Open? Of course it's open!!![/spoiler]

Lame AF

[b][u]final chapter[/u][/b] [b]lego stands over the dojo in his ship, Astrid is with him.[/b] Daddy, where are we going. [b]lego puts a hand on her [/b] Home, back to Venus. [b]Astrid hugs him[/b] Have they kicked us out. [b]lego sighs[/b] Yes, if you try attacking them you will fail. Lets go home shall we? [b]Astrid lets go of him[/b] Yes... Lets go though the great unknown again. [b]they head away from the window and the ship takes off, with the rest of my characters. Then its cuts to a man with a laptop with text on the screen depicting Lego leaving. He looks through at all the other events, the Lenny wars, the destruction of the dojo and earth, when the leader Ninja was alive before he died and no one knew, then the downward spiral. He put in 'the end' and saves it, copies it into a portable drive, He leaves to get coffee, deciding whether to continue the story. The story has been finished.[/b] [spoiler]this place became so underpowered. Seriously Orn would have a fit if he saw the bios of shadow, salazar, sithis, blackjack, OG zane and the ignus. Once you saw them you'll understand why i use cosmic iron.[/spoiler]

[b]She awaited a challenger in the Arena. She held a massive, purple flaming broadsword, and radiated an ancient power, which was subdued for centuries when she fell into a long, long hibernation. Surrounding her, a dark purple aura of void energy. Her eyes flicker between green and purple constantly. The sun sets, and a full moon rises.[/b] "I'm ready," [b]She says to her challenger.[/b] [spoiler]Open[/spoiler]

*soars in on a couch with giant white wings sprouting from the sides and a wwII style machine gun mounted on each side just below the wings* *the odd couch comes skidding to a halt as it lands* *Zak stands up and does a front flip off the couch just before it stops* *he has a sword slung on his left side and a gold m9 in a holster on his left leg* [spoiler]open[/spoiler]

[u]Keira's discovery in the woods[/u] [i]Keira decides to talk a walk in the woods. Its a nice sunny day for it perfect weather. She walks through the woods in her panther form when she picks up a strange scent on the wind. So she decides to follow going a little deeper in the woods. She then stops when something catches her eye on the ground in the form of silver feathers but these feathers dont match any of the birds around here. So she follows them its not long before she finds the source. She looks ahead and she sees a silver winged man that looks very injured and unconscious. She sees wolf nearby sniffing him and she steps out bushes approaching the man. The wolf notices her and growls at her. She hisses baring her fangs the wolf backs down with a whimper and slinks off. She then turns her attention to the injured man. He has nasty gash on his forehead but he breath but its hard to tell how injured he really is. But she can't just leave him that wolf might come back so she has no choice but take him with her. She turns into her normal form and gently picks him by the arm then lifts him on to her back. She then turns back into her panther form cause he to big carry in her other form. She then heads back toward the dojo with him on her back carrying him carefully. She exits the woods with him on her back. [/i] [b]you notice this and decide to investigate[/b] [spoiler]open[/spoiler]

Meta opened his eyes, regaining control over his body. He was scouring The Dojo with a quite literally out of body experience. He sighed, he was naked. Wearing no clothes made it much easier and less risky when he was using his ESP. He cleared his throat, as he grabbed his clothes and put them on. Finally, he buttoned up his black dress shirt and put on his white coat, smoothing and straightening it. Meta's Orb flew out of his pocket, the size of a marble, eventually growing into one foot in diameter. It had its usual, glassy, technicolor, pulsing liquid-like state. It floated at Meta's shoulder silently and still. Meta looked at it and smiled. "Little Scratch." The Orb began to orbit around Meta's head. He smiled, as he grabbed it and began to balance it on his finger like a basketball. "Doctor." The Orb melted into a liquid, retaining its look and color. In its liquid state, it covered Meta's hand and hardened. Meta smiled and turned his hand. "Wonderful." In its solid state, the Orb glove reverted back to a liquid and began to float off Meta's hand. It then reverted back to its natural form. Meta stuck his hands in his pockets and walked out his room, and into the planes of The Dojo. [spoiler]open[/spoiler]

"Alright, let's see what I'm working with." Meta was sitting down, the Magnum Revolver, Long Sword and Greatsword laid in front of him. He stood up, as he took both swords in his hands. He drew a circle around him with both blades, starting behind him and ending in front of him where the tips met. The circle complete, Meta placed the blades in between the Magnum in the center. As he sat, sitting on his legs and his hands folded on his lab, he closed his eyes. A dome of spectral energy, the size of the circle he drew, formed around him and pulsed. Meta began to take on a new form. His white coat became black, his black under shirt became white, his white pants became black and his black shoes became white. His skin turned glassy, and it looked as if the entire universe was inside him. He lost all facial features, and looking into his face was like looking at the universe. Meta raised his hands slowly, as the three weapons glowed white and began to rise. They then began to merge with each other. They turned into a ball of white, glowing and pulsating. Until.... It disappeared. Meta changed back as the dome disappeared as well. He blinked, before slowly coming up into a fit of laughter. He began to cry because he was laughing so hard. He eventually caught his breath, and he stood up and whipped his tears. "I forgot, damnit." He reached into his pocket and brought out a marble. A tiny marble. He turned in his hand and smirked at it. He threw it into the air, as it began to grow. It eventually stopped when it was one foot in diameter. It floated to his right, slightly above his head. It seemed it was made of glass, but it's color was constantly shifting, shifting through all the colors of the electromagnetic spectrum. It was pulsing constantly, in a slow rhythm and a subtle change. It was pulsing like water in zero gravity. He looked at the ball and sighed. "Thanks Sean." [spoiler]Open, because why not? I forgot I had this thing so I might as well use it.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]If anybody remembers, this is the original post mentioning Yuldner: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/209536141/0/0/1[/spoiler][b][i][u][url=http://example.com]The Dragon of the Void[/url][/u][/i][/b] [b][i]After a lengthy disappearance, the Black Dragon, Yuldner, has returned....[/i] The woman stumbles to the gates of the dojo. She seems as though she had been wandering for days, tired. Inside the dojo, Clare seems to feel her presence. She runs outside in disbelief.[/b] "No way... Yuldner...." [spoiler]LE OPEN!!![/spoiler]

Meta was walking around aimlessly once again, this time his weapons on his figure. A simple Glock and a Gladius. "Hmmmm...." He cleared his throat. "Where can I get weapons in a place like thi-" He stopped and a look of realization washed over his face. "Wait. I know that." He chuckled at himself as he then teleported to Starbucks, looking around. "So, what do you have?" [spoiler]I want weapons![/spoiler]