Don't worry, someone is likely to invent a cure for autism soon.
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I hope it doesn't involve euthanasia... for your sake.
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I think the choice to euthanise yourself would quite frankly be doing us all a favour.
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So edgy. Do you frequent Hot Topic?
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I think you are mistaking being edgy with being outwitted.
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You do realize that since I was accusing you of being edgy, that you just implied you're the one who was outwitted, correct? Ouch for you, bro. Very ouch...
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Nope. Also, realise not realize. If you stick around long enough, I'm sure someone will give you a chance to stop making a cock of yourself, if only out of pity :)
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http://grammarist.com/spelling/realise-realize/ Nice try, but you lose. Good day, sir.
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I lose the how to spell English words incorrectly game? Curses.
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I'm sorry. This must be a traumatic experience for you.
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Dealing with insufferable pricks always is.
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You flatter me...
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No, you misheard me. I said I wish you had been [i]flattened.[/i]
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That would make quite the mess. You'd better bring some a shovel and some towels.
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[quote]You'd better bring some a shovel and some towels.[/quote] What in the wild world of sports is going on here? Did your brain hit top gear?
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That, my friend, is a typo. Likely caused by my thoughts far exceeding the rate at which my fingers can form sentences on a keyboard. In other words... there is nothing to see here. Do not pay attention to the man behind the curtain.
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[quote]Likely caused by my thoughts far exceeding the rate at which my fingers can form sentences on a keyboard.[/quote] Either that or your raging autism.
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I'd rather be autistic than a jerkface. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Get rekt, son!
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I'm female.
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Rule #16.
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I'm not familiar with any of the National Autistic Society's rules, let alone number 16.
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I've never even heard of the NAS... so you're likely far more familiar with their rules than I am.
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You're their poster child, how could you forget?