Firstly, it's a video game set in a fictional universe.
Secondly, you don't respawn in real life when you die.
Thirdly, hand grenades don't magically reappear in your pocket once used.
Fourthly, we don't have super powers.
Fifthly, you can't carry a rocket launcher, sniper rifle and rifle and still be mobile.
Sixthly, you can't sprint indefinitely.
Finally (for now), see point one.
English
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http://www.cthreepo.com/writing/laws/
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Edited by METAL FACE DOOM: 6/1/2015 3:21:25 PMI think we may require an eighth point... You're a fu[i]c[/i]king idiot.
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Ad hominem remarks are usually employed by those with nothing relevant to say.
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Don't worry, someone is likely to invent a cure for autism soon.
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I hope it doesn't involve euthanasia... for your sake.
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I think the choice to euthanise yourself would quite frankly be doing us all a favour.
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So edgy. Do you frequent Hot Topic?
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I think you are mistaking being edgy with being outwitted.
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You do realize that since I was accusing you of being edgy, that you just implied you're the one who was outwitted, correct? Ouch for you, bro. Very ouch...
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Nope. Also, realise not realize. If you stick around long enough, I'm sure someone will give you a chance to stop making a cock of yourself, if only out of pity :)
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http://grammarist.com/spelling/realise-realize/ Nice try, but you lose. Good day, sir.
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I lose the how to spell English words incorrectly game? Curses.
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I'm sorry. This must be a traumatic experience for you.
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Dealing with insufferable pricks always is.
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You flatter me...
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No, you misheard me. I said I wish you had been [i]flattened.[/i]
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That would make quite the mess. You'd better bring some a shovel and some towels.
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[quote]You'd better bring some a shovel and some towels.[/quote] What in the wild world of sports is going on here? Did your brain hit top gear?
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That, my friend, is a typo. Likely caused by my thoughts far exceeding the rate at which my fingers can form sentences on a keyboard. In other words... there is nothing to see here. Do not pay attention to the man behind the curtain.
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[quote]Likely caused by my thoughts far exceeding the rate at which my fingers can form sentences on a keyboard.[/quote] Either that or your raging autism.
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I'd rather be autistic than a jerkface. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Get rekt, son!
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I'm female.
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Rule #16.
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I'm not familiar with any of the National Autistic Society's rules, let alone number 16.
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I've never even heard of the NAS... so you're likely far more familiar with their rules than I am.