Stranger: *picks up rusty machete*
Me: *Pulls" out COD Advanced Warfare*
Stranger: NOOOO! I wasted all my money on that game!!!!"
Me: *Eyes become completely red*
"Burn before the overpriced DLC and money grab game!"
*stranger is incinerated and is locked in the infinity ward tartarus*
Jail guard: "your money will burn!"
English
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never KEK'd so hard in my life!