Okay so I got an email from Hi Rez with 2 extra keys, so I am gonna give them to the first two people...
Who can make me laugh
[spoiler]amuse me or the gods'll be dissapointed [/spoiler]
[spoiler]inb4 porn pics[/spoiler]
EDIT: 1 more left...not counting the ones down below.
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Edited by Tic Tac: 5/29/2015 10:06:47 PMA man walks into a bar and notices a sign that says "FREE BEER FOR LIFE" on the wall. The bartender tells him he has to drink a bottle of tequila, his alligator has a toothache and you have to pull the tooth out of his mouth and then make love to his 330lb wife. The man replies "give me that bottle". After drinking the bottle, the man stumbles back and says "where is that damn alligator?" The bartender points him to a door in the back of the building and the man starts for the door. For about 45 minutes the people in the bar and the bartender hear banging, scraching, moaning, and growling from that room. After about an hour, the man comes out and says "alright where is that fat lady with the toothache?" PM me please!