Mine is "How do you win?" Or "what's the point of the game" or when I die "wow you suck"
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Them: What are you playing?" Me" We're playing Smash Bros. Melee, we don't like Brawl you can't do the tech we practice in melee" Them: "Aren't they the same?" Me: (In a nice, calm voice) :No, they're actually really different" Them: "No they're not" This person such an asshole about it