Mine is "How do you win?" Or "what's the point of the game" or when I die "wow you suck"
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"Why do you waste your money?" "Why do you?" "What do you mean?" "You mean you didn't just place over 400 dollars in shopping network orders just to change the curtains and get patio furniture you'll never use?" "I'll go cook dinner now..love you." Good woman she is lol.