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4/18/2015 9:38:51 PM
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This girl rings your door bell
So, this girl rings on your doorbell and asks if you want to buy some donuts.
What do you do?
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Why is she trying to make me fat?
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How much per?
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Pull her in tie her up attach milking machine so I have something to drink with the donuts
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Any of those gluten free?
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I work at Krispy Kreme. I don't want none of your lowly Tim Hortons flavorless rubbish. Nothing beats hot doughnuts off the belt.
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2 RepliesObligatory cheesy comment: How much for the donut under the box?
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1 ReplyAsk her why she's only wearing a shirt in winter
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I buy all of them and invite her in
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1 ReplyEdited by Reach1989: 4/21/2015 10:18:14 AMPut a gun in her face and ask her how the f she installed a doorbell on my house.
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Tell her I only eat Krispy Kreme donuts and only on special occasions.
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1 ReplyCream fill her golden doughnnut
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Why goes door to door selling donuts? *Opens door* *See's Donut girl* *Your trying to hard* *Close door*
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5 RepliesNo thanks. If she doesn't leave right away, throw one of my bottles of piss at her.
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Buy donuts so she can buy more realistic tits.
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I'd buy her donut if you get what I'm saying
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Poke her boob, yell FAKE, then close the door and eat something that wont give me diabetes for breakfast[spoiler]its satire[/spoiler]
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Id buy the chocalte glazed ones :)
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I close the door. Weird face... I don't like donuts either
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Please, come in. You look like you're freezing. Care to borrow a sweater?
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I'd ask her why the hell she's wearing a whoring shirt in the middle of January in zero degree weather.
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[i]For the Covenant![/i] *shoots plasma pistol*
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Edited by wesbot8: 7/22/2015 3:28:52 AMActually relevant this time
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Edited by cheeky nandos: 7/22/2015 3:01:37 AMthat bitch got -blam!-ing aids or something on her chest
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5 RepliesChloroform
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I would ask why there is a mouse on one of the doughnuts (top row, far left)
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I'll take the big round one
